Think It Would Be Funny If Kusuo Was Actually Lacking In Vitamins And Only Realizes The Repercussions

Tim, after explaining the most gruesome and unhinged plan to ever exist: Any questions?

Kon: You terrify me.

Tim: That wasn't a question.

Kon: Right, sorry

When I was a child, I never felt like a child. I felt like an emperor with a city to burn.

Imagine if Tim was like 'I'm over this'. Over the lack of trust, over the pushing things under the rug, over being put as a last priority, right?

So he just leaves, thinking no one will care to look for him. Let's his besties know, because he does not need them destroying the world trying to find him.

He goes and thinks he's going to end up being a nobody. Realistically, we all know he is going to end up in some other nonsense (meets Dr who, The Winchesters, or even Hannibal idk but that boy can't do normal civilian)

Cut to everyone trying to find him, thinking Ra's took him until he shows up looking for him too.

And young justice being no help what's so ever. "Where is Tim!?" "Idk what you are talking about he's over there" Cassie points at Kon in a 'I'm tim drake' shirts who is flipping them off.

Meanwhile they have a way to contact Tim and are trying not to run to him every night when he tells them about "all the fun he's having" (his fun is surviving another day)

*idk this makes no sense, but I wanted to write it. :D

Tim drake is a reverse Brucie Wayne. The media sees him as a hot, competent, prodigy genius, teenage CEO, and heir to not one but TWO fortunes.

But only the people who really know him, that he's able to trust, recognize that he is actually a pathetic wet sewer cat in the vague shape of a floppy haired moron.

Jason: You're such a virgin

Tim: I'm not a virgin.

Conner: He's not a virgin.

Jason:.. why would you know that?

Tim: because he's my best friend!

Tim:

Tim: Also, I slept with him.

in my reaper brainrot era because how on earth do you not stan a boy who was so defiant to the end that even as he died, he never begged or pleaded or cried, just calmly accepted his fate, because he was never going to give them the satisfaction of putting on the show they wanted, would never allow himself to be a pawn in any of their games, because fuck that and fuck them and fuck anyone who had anything to do with it

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