Tim Drake Is The Fraze "never Meet Your Heroes" In Human Form

Why Thalia, Percy, and Nico should be the little 3 instead of Percy, Nico, and Jason

1) All of them are greek, and it doesn't make sense for it to be 2 Greeks and a Roman. It might be my neuro divergence but it irks me to no end

2) Thalia is a queen and an OG. Before Jason, she was there

3) There's literally a whole quest with the 3 of them

4) They all have more history together!!! Thalia also knew Nico when he was a kid!!! She was on the quest that killed his sister!!!

4.5) She's also a Hunter of Artemis and there could be great character moments between her and Nico talking abt Bianca and helping Nico get over any resentment towards the hunter of Artemis

4.75) Look, Thalia must have also been affected by Bianca's death but nobody addresses it!!! It wasn't just Percy and Nico affected guys, Zoe, Thalia, and Grover were there too!!!

5) She helped create the Dam joke. I don't need to say anymore than that

6) This may be unintentional but I think it's unfair that Thalia and Hazel being the only female big 3 kids (except Bianca RIP) get shafted a lot in favour of their male counterparts

“You are Poseidon’s son.”

“I am Sally Jackson’s son.”

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT YOU ARE

the batfamily to me is just a horror anthology of like pov: you are slowly turning into your father. we don't talk about this enough. everyone's worst fear is becoming bruce and despite it all dick becomes him. dick dons the cowl and fires tim and screws over his friends and treats the titans like colleagues. babs fires dinah and helena and is overcontrolling and makes decisions for other people because she thinks she's allowed to make them. tim becomes hostile and isolated and secluded. I just. they are trying their best to escape him but in doing so they doom themselves

Did this quick doodle a few days ago, used it as value practice! :D

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Tim: As a gentle reminder, I am choosing kindness.

Other Batkids: 👀

Tim: Which means I’m happy to explore other options if I feel the kindness is not working out. You see, I’m not committed to the kindness.

Tim: Therefore, if you try me again, I will jump the kindness ship so fast you WILL wonder if I was ever on board. Am I clear?

Other Batkids: …crystal.

random percy headcanons:

wants to be the photographer friend SO bad and he technically is but like 70% of the pics come out blurry or weird bc there was a monster attack in the middle of them. his instagram is truly so chaotic looking.

literally always has seashells on him someone will ask him for a pencil or spare change and he has to empty all his pockets of shells to find it. drops his backpack and a bunch of shells fall out. kicks his shoes off and sand and shells fly out and his mortal friends are like percy What the Fuck

his eyes glow underwater!! bioluminescent king. no one told him though and he didn't find out until he joined his school's swim team and terrified everyone (he managed to convince them his contacts were having a weird reaction to chlorine lmao)

he really likes art!! he doesn't just pretend to for rachel's sake he genuinely enjoys painting with her. he likes splatter paint, collages and pop art styles the best. one day after splitting some edibles they realized percy could manipulate water colors and went CRAZY with it

will ask to be excused during class and comes back like an hour later with scorch marks all over his face bleeding from one of his ears covered in dust missing three fingernails rips in his jeans and a fat lip and the teacher is like percy what the actual hell were you doing in the bathroom all this time and he's just like uhhhhhh I have ibs

the brand from camp jupiter did unfortunately (for sally) Unlock something in him lmfao he keeps getting shitty little tattoos. usually stick-n-poke but someone's friends cousin's girlfriend's brother has a gun that gets brought to parties every now and then. most of them are sloppy but you can tell what they are HOWEVER he has one that was supposed to be a seal that came out looking like one of those shitty ms paint crying memes. annabeth laughed at him for ten minutes straight when she saw it.

he wanted to dye his hair blue but he was too chicken to bleach his entire head so he just did the tips. his hair is curly though so it looks absolutely ridiculous but he loves it

percy and annabeth get a crusty little yappy white dog in college and he carries it around like a baby lmao

back to his chaotic instagram, he's got so many pics of him like, relaxing at the bottom of the mariana trench or hugging a giant squid or riding on a whale shark and his mortal friends all think he's just really good at photoshop and this is a very specific bit he decided to commit to. they're always like lol percy where do you even FIND these pictures are you subscribed to like scientific journals for the laughs? but no he just took them all on his shell phone

has an ongoing prank war with annabeth's little brothers bobby and matthew but like it's Unhinged. they're playing 5D chess and she has no idea whats going on

weird tshirts!!! he loves them! like

shit like this or those 'women want me fish fear me' shirts, anything with a funny or incomprehensible slogan is going in his closet right along with his band tees lmfao

bought estelle a panda pillow pet when she was born 🥺

can NOT bring himself to eat seafood no matter how many times poseidon has told him its fine. he's like NO these are my FRIENDS JONATHAN WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HIS GRANDDAUGHTERS WEDDING LITERALLY YESTERDAY WHY IS HE ON A PLATTER DAD. they had to give up and just start eating normal land food at the palace every time he comes to visit lmfao

gets into horsegirl antics with hazel she NEEDS to know everything the horses have to say. they spend hours gossiping in the stables.

movie nights in the poseidon cabin were 10000% a thing and when he was missing annabeth and thalia and grover (and a few others) would still sleep in there every now and then and talk about how much they miss him :(

percy and beckendorf had the worlds most elaborate handshake

he DOES impulse buy stuff just because they're ocean-themed. stuffed animals, home decor, school supplies, clothes, you name it he bought it if theres like a fish on it

has more scars from crashing off his skateboard than he does from monster attacks

grover is somehow the only person who's ever noticed percy is severely claustrophobic

has a deep passion for adele. I can't explain this one I just feel and know it to be true.

he and annabeth both proposed to each other at the same time and they were SO mad about it they kept yelling over each other's speeches lmao

he can SING but he doesn't know it. sally keeps trying to record him singing to himself but something always happens to the camera and she loses the evidence

called chiron a brony one time and mr d thought it was so funny he was nice to percy for an entire week

the camp keeps trying to convince him to teach sword fighting lessons to the younger kids but he can NOT bring himself to swing a sword at a 9 year old so he keeps getting injured

has the most complicated iced coffee order in the world his go-to local coffee shop finally just put the damn drink on the menu and named it after him

he IS the quiet kid in the back of your math class that always has his hood up to try and hide his headphones and eats increasingly elaborate meals out of his backpack when the teacher isn't looking. one time someone caught him with a rotisserie chicken in the middle of a geometry final.

he argued that he DID have enough to share with the class

currently obsessed with the image of him knocking back a container of sea salt as if it was a shot and his mortal friends being like hey! what the actual fuck! and he's just like uhhhhh anemia kills!

its his birthday<3

lester blues

tim: bruce says I can categorise the rogues via colour only after I get emotionally traumatised by him again but he also said that I have to write an essay on why crime fighting is good with references and reliable sources im so excited!

bart: max told me I'm grounded for half an hour I hope I fucking die