Incorrect Batfam Quotes

i know the CEO tim thing isn't real in canon but it's so fucking funny to me to think about lex luthor showing up to WE all like "time to meet up with brucie wayne" and instead he meets the worlds most unhinged 17 year old.

best boys ever

just imagine the batkids telling Bruce he’s delulu

Tim: You're pulling a Tim Drake.

Bruce: Posting my brother's credit card number on Reddit because he said I looked tired?

Tim, laughing: I forgot I did that.

"Mizu is overpowered Mizu is overpowered" DID Y'ALL NOT SEE HER TRAIN RELENTLESSLY AND REPEATEDLY GET HER ASS BEAT AS A KID?? Bitch learned a lesson every time she got her ass beat, and came back out a better fighter because of it. Homegirl trains literally every spare second she has. Overpowered my ass.

yall remember how saiki was gonna kick kuboyasu out of of PK cus of his past but then he followed kuboyasu, saw what kind of person he was, changed his mind and actually gave him a chance

like

mr. hell is other people did that. he did that. he liked what he saw enough to change his mind. and let him stay.

i just think they're neat...

slamming my head against a wall again and again and again and again

ZUKKAAAAUUUGH HHH red and blue ships are . something .

Okay so we all acknowledge that the YJ98 team, despite their best efforts, were deeply unserious. As a bunch of young/mid teens (some experiencing this for the first time) fucking around on the weekends, they had to do some regular teen things.

SO I PROPOSE THAT THEY DEFINITELY MADE A HOMEMADE MUSIC VIDEO.

Choreographed dance routines, matching outfits and accessories, they even get Traya involved. Red Tornado is the best cameraman (no camera shakes) and Bart naturally is a great rapper.

It hasn’t been seen in years but they all know that Tim has a copy saved somewhere.

what an eepy little fella