"To Hell With Revenge, To Hell With His Schemes. If Rollins Had Done Something To Inej, Kaz Would Paint

Assemblywoman Park: You are not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her. END. OF. STORY.

Su-hyeok: [standing at her front porch with a guitar, singing] So why don’t you give me one more-

Assemblywoman Park: [slams door in his face]

Damian:

Tim:

Damian:

Tim:

Damian: ... *opens his arms*

Tim:

Tim: *sighs*

Tim: *helps Damian up to get to a tall shelf*

Damian, now down: *hasitates*... Thanks *leaves*

Dick: I don't know if I should be mad that you helped him get something Alfred has forbidden or happy you two had such a nice interaction for once

Jason, pinching his arm repeatedly: Talk for yourself, that felt surreal to me

broke: batfam finds out about tim’s missing spleen

woke: batfam finds out about how many assassins tim blew up while bruce was dead

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Tim: As a gentle reminder, I am choosing kindness.

Other Batkids: 👀

Tim: Which means I’m happy to explore other options if I feel the kindness is not working out. You see, I’m not committed to the kindness.

Tim: Therefore, if you try me again, I will jump the kindness ship so fast you WILL wonder if I was ever on board. Am I clear?

Other Batkids: …crystal.

percy and annabeth being an unstoppable force in capture the flag. like, to the point where if a camper spots only one of them, they panic because where is the other one?

"Hmmmm my son just expressed displeasure at being sent away to boarding school throughout his childhood and feels like he was being pawned off so his mother and I wouldn't have to bother with him. But he keeps acting out and I don't know what to do. I know! I'll send him away to another fucking boarding school-"

Jaime, a Texan: I've never seen snow before. Can someone describe it to me?

Tim, a Gothamite: Smells like water.

Jaime: Wow, it's like I'm there.

just now connected that all of camp half-blood watched percy turn down immortality for annabeth. in front of the twelve olympians. mind you. no wonder they were waiting in the wings for them. they knew the kiss was only an hour away lol