Tim: Welcome to this meeting of the Wayne family middle child club. Shall we get started?
Jason: Why are you in charge of this club? Im the first middle child, I should be in charge.
T: I'm in charge because you're in charge of the dead robin club. Plus as basically the middlest mild child I think I'm more qualified.
Steph: When did we vote on who was in charge?
T: STEPH!?! Why are you here, you're not even legally one of Bruce's kids?
S: but since you all consider me family I think I belong here.
J: Agreed
Duke: how often do you guys have meetings like this?
Cass: more often than you'd think
Duke: do they all start like this?
J: Yeah pretty much
Duke: um...ok.
Dick, walking in: oh what are you guys up too?
J: NOTHING GET OUT.
Red Robin: Okay, I see what the problem is.
Red Robin: I’m speaking in English, and you’re listening in Dumbass.
Other Batkids: …
bart: it wasn;t my fault tim already regretting his existence: what did you do now bart: kon made me! kon: NO I DIDN'T cassie: kon dared bart to tell batman that your sad tim taking a deep breath: why are you guys like this, WHY bart and kon: i'm in danger
Chaotic Batfam returns again (part 3)
some people literally watched this teaser and are still adamant the casting is not perfect. wdym. percy looks confused in every shot that he's in. grover looks fucking terrified on the verge of a mental breakdown. annabeth is stabbing someone. how is this not perfect for you. LOOKS DON'T MATTER AS LONG AS THE ESSENCE OF THE CHARACTER IS THERE!!!!
i completely forgot "brick by brick" is an actual phrase that people say and is not always followed by "i will destroy you"
kuboyasu definitely knows how to braid hair
Kuboyasu: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Saiki: Why?
Kuboyasu: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Saiko.
Saiki: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
:Kuboyasu: Kusuo Saiki, you have opened my eyes.
Annabeth has a box of memontos from her childhood (inside there are strings, an old ad poster for a street food stand pictures of her luke and thalia, a picture of her and a young magnus, a children's book about greek mythology, an old owl plushy and and dusty worn out small hammer) Percy stumbles across it one day and breaks down
i love this. it’s 100% factual. the little hammer stoppppp😭😭😭
doesn’t she also canonically have a teddy bear that she always brought to camp? 😭
annabeth chase, i will never understand why people think you’re cold and unemotional.
Konner runs into Tim's room and starts yelling at him for committing atrocities and "how could you do this! What happened to your code! There were civilians there! I thought I knew you!" Yknow, the works. And Tim's like
What are you talking about
And Conner gets all angrier and he's yelling at tim and stuff
And then tim just kinda sighs and pulls a little whiteboard out of his desk that has "Days since an evil version of myself has fucked shit up" or something like that and he erases the number under and puts 0 and is just like "Okay, let's go" super unenthusiastically . He sounds so tired and done with it.
tim: bruce says I can categorise the rogues via colour only after I get emotionally traumatised by him again but he also said that I have to write an essay on why crime fighting is good with references and reliable sources im so excited!
bart: max told me I'm grounded for half an hour I hope I fucking die