Konner Runs Into Tim's Room And Starts Yelling At Him For Committing Atrocities And "how Could You Do

annual reminder that the meta reason for why Percy’s birthday is August 18th is that mid-August is the height of the Perseids meteor shower every year. Named as such because the meteors appear to emanate from the constellation Perseus, of course named for the Greek mythological hero that Percy was named after.

Excuse my rage

But why the fuck would anyone ship Dick with Bruce?

That’s his adoptive father, he raised the kid and has been his dad 3x longer than John Grayson was.

That’s like Shipping any of the batbrothers together or with Bruce!

Adoption is just as good as blood and as a human from a patchwork family it makes my skin crawl that folks try to play it off and get their incesty-kink while saying “it’s not wrong they aren’t related!”

I ain’t related to my brother. BUT HE’S STILL MY BROTHER. And as for the argument “They didn’t grow up together!” My big sister was 12 when she was adopted; I’ve known her since I was 9, THAT’S THE SAME AGE GAP AS JASON AND DICK.

My dad ain’t gonna hit on any of his kids just because they aren’t blood related to him. cus that’s not something good parents do.

And anyways! It’s still an adult and a young person they mentor/parent. That’s a huge power imbalance even if there wasn’t nearly 20 YEARS BETWEEN THEM.

so in conclusion: STOP SHIPPING ADOPTED KIDS WITH THEIR ADOPTIVE PARENTS OR SIBLINGS. it’s still incest and it’s freaking gross.

what if instead of tuffnut its hiccup who gets the bite in bad moon rising

everyone except hiccup is convinced he's a lycanwing except the twins who have decided that the reason he hasnt changed is because he was always a lycanwing

the rumour spreads everywhere like viggo meats hiccup in maces and talons and his introduction is "ah so i finally get to meat the half dragon, befkre i heard of u i always thought the lycan wing was a myth"

heather comes back and her first question is "do i have to worry about hiccup going full feral dragon in the night?"

hiccup has no idea who actually belives it and who's just fucking with him

I want to see these interactions on-screen

Sun Summoner Kaz

(He’s so pissed about it)

Tim, after explaining the most gruesome and unhinged plan to ever exist: Any questions?

Kon: You terrify me.

Tim: That wasn't a question.

Kon: Right, sorry

Does Batman have special training to knock out that urge to correct someone when they say incorrect stuff?

The Bats are paranoid and keep secrets. They can keep a secret identity and avoid people's questions. When the person outright believes something wrong, though? That's when it gets tricky. Is there just a few months of training where Bruce claims incorrect things about the Robin and they have to not correct him? He'll just randomly state it midpatrol to try to catch them off guard while they struggle.

Possible phrases Bruce has used.

Dick- "You're an excellent acrobat, but you couldn't land a quadruple backflip on the first try."

Jason - "Jane Austen isn't your favorite writer, right?"

Tim - "Zesti sucks."

Steph - "You don't know how to play piano."

Damian - "Animals suck."

Duke - "You tend to follow the law."

Facts

He is secretly a big fan of maria la del barrio

Fight me on this (actually don't) but Tim is Dick's baby brother. He is the one Dick gets to take on silly adventures, they go to the grocery store and max out Bruce's credit card on the toys section. They take a weekend off to laze on Dick's couch watching bad movies and eating day old pizza until Tim says he wants something more substantial, but instead of cooking something, Dick presents him with a can of tomato soup and goes "Here's your dinner, your Majesty," and Tim's a menace so he drinks it straight from the can without heating it just to throw it up five minutes later.

Tim is the one who still goes up to Dick and tells him about his day, who asks him for advice, and calls him just to share a funny story. Tim is the one who tries to make Dick's favourite foods when he is down, who pulls Dick out of bed on the days he feels like drowning, he is the one who sits on Dick's living room when the world feels too big and he is too small, and Dick has piles of cases to finish.

Tim is the one Dick would go feral for, the one Dick doesn't know how to give up because he was the one that was there when shit hit the fan and Dick thought he would never get up again.