Almost Forgot About This Wonderful Shitpost Me And @ballerinasunflower Made Up A Couple Months Ago Bahahaha

from what i can tell the sibling banter this season is going to be IMPECCABLE

HE'S WEARING THE RANCH MERCH.

PREACH.

Give us Ben in this outfit or give us nothing.

DAAaHRLINg,

My secret Santa gift for @klaustrophobic-ouija-board !! I hope you'll like it 😅

( @secret-santa-klaus )

Binged season 2 of the umbrella academy the day it came out to deal with the hottest day of the year

*in the afterlife*

Klaus: come on I’m rescuing you let’s get out of here

Ben, hugging Freddy Mercury’s leg: but I don’t want to

TUA characters as the Greek Gods

Luther: Zeus, God of the Sky. Rules as king of the gods.

Diego: Poseidon, God of the Sea and Earthquakes. Known to be one of the most moody and ill-tempered gods. Vengeful when insulted. Often asserts his independence from the other gods and acts against the rule of Zeus. 

Allison: Aphrodite, Goddess of Love and Beauty. Many stories about her include themes of deception and persuasion. In Rick Riordan’s books, she’s said to change faces rapidly to appeal to the tastes of whoever is looking at her.

Klaus: Hades, God of the Underworld.  Kind of self-explanatory.

Five: Hermes, God of Travelers, Thievery and Cunning.  Though Five definitely isn’t the most hospitable in the family, he does travel across space and time.  He’s also cunning and willing to do whatever it takes to get what he wants.

Ben: Hecate, Goddess of Ghosts, Magic, and Crossroads.  Not only is Ben a ghost, he also puts Klaus in front of a lot of proverbial crossroads by challenging his worldview and basically acting as his conscience. 

Vanya: Nemesis, Goddess of Retribution.  Often punishes people because they are arrogant, or because they’ve received good fortune that they didn’t deserve.

improvement?

ps - someones hecking ready for s2

TUA realized it was a mistake to not have Ben be a main character in season, so now he gets all the promos.

Anybody else pumped for s2?