*in The Afterlife*

Thanks for tagging me @tua-as-vines !! I love these!

Luther: stick around home longer than I should, just generally trying my best even though it doesn’t always work out, wear big clothes

Diego: love my mom, own a lot of black clothes, little fear of salmonella from raw eggs, petty

Allison: go to the library, critical of my friends sus boyfriends, always wants to go out to coffee with friends and fam, ambivert

Klaus: have trouble sleeping at night, own some weird clothes, sometimes a dick

Five: coffee, gremlin human, looks younger but acts older, likes math

Ben: tell my friends when they’re being dumb, just want to be happy despite life making that shit tough, like goofing off

Vanya: height, orchestra, willing to kill a man who turns out to be a dick, weak as shit without badass music powers

Tagging: @fifth-umbrella @ur-a-lizard-hairy @baseballtoby and whoever else wants in!

New Tag Game

(cause it’s 6 in the morning and i’m bored)

What things do you and the TUA siblings have in common? List the sibs and list the things beside them on what you and they have in common. 

Luther: have plants, is the “oldest”

Diego: temper tantrums, i like sharp things, a moron

Allison: nothing she’s a queen, i can’t compare myself to her

Klaus: gay,,,,,

Five: Coffee addiction *slurps*

Ben: blackhoodiesblackhoodiesblackhoodies

Vanya: short as fuck, also gayyyyyyy

tagging: @shut-your-loomp @pineipina @evelinaoffline @totallynotevan and @malecacidd 

have fun bitches!

some headcanons for ben once he’s back alive?

these are some dark ones lol sorry

•ben comes back to life. he's freezing cold, yet his stomach burns and aches with something unsettled

•one of the first things he does is try to eat. the smell of food quickly becomes too strong and nauseating. he vomits out all his dinner

•he forgets that the others can hear him, and tends to only address klaus when speaking

•his skin aches for contact, for touch, starved of it after 14 years of being incorporeal

•his siblings greet him with big hugs.

•the touch is overwhelming, and he quickly has to excuse himself for a break. only klaus can physically contact him for a while after that.

•he forgets how to eat, how to sleep, forgets to breathe and blink.

•after years of built up codependency, it becomes habit and a comfort to ben. the others have to stress to him that he is independent.

•he finds himself still lingering around klaus like a shadow. he slowly grows controlling with knowing where klaus is, what he's doing, now that he isn't around to see.

•anxiety claws at him at long bouts of separation.

•he tries desperately to bond with his other siblings, but forgets how to respond in certain social situations.

•his stomach burns from The Horror being alive again. It rumbles and claws under his skin when he tries to sleep

The Hargreeves as my favorite FOB songs

Luther- Sugar We’re Going Down or The Kids Arent Alright

Diego- Grand Theft Autumn or A Little Less Sixteen Candles

Allison- Death Valley or Thnks fr th Mmrs

Klaus- I Dont Care or Hum Hallelujah or 20 Dollar Nose Bleed [i couldn’t choose sue me]

Five- Centuries or This Ain’t a Scene

Ben- Just One Yesterday [this was a hard one]

Vanya- What a Catch Donnie

The Hargreeves- Immortals

The Hargreeves as MCR songs

The Hargreeves as P!atd songs

Cut to me dying of laughter

I can’t wait to see Cowboy in action

Someone on Reddit found out who the stunt doubles are needed for, as well as any new character not from the main s1 cast, and what episodes they are in. Of course, I don’t think we can really glean much from there being a stunt double for ‘Number 5′ for all 10 episodes because I’m sure they use Aidan’s double a lot for things Five is supposed to do. (Like, he’s not allowed to be on set if there’s gunfire it’s against the child actor laws, and other things that I’m sure are actual stunts) but the rest of this is very interesting. 

MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄🎄🎄

Drunk nicknames (and take from my cold dead hands that Ben’s fav animal is bunny)

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i made a post recently about how luther's four-year soirée on the moon was actually long-term solitary confinement and thus torture and could explain his actions during season one—

(—and yes i know five had it way worse but he also at least had time to adjust and get used to being around people again while he worked for the commission, whilst luther ended his four-year long solitary upon finding out that his father died, and was then immediately thrown back into the thick of things with a whole murder conspiracy and the sudden threat of the apocalypse, and—)

—but that doesn't even go into the fact that he was the only member of the academy who was permanently and severely disfigured due to their work as the umbrella academy.

no wonder he was so determined to defend the umbrella academy—because if not, then what was it all for.

he was permanently disfigured (he has the body of a fucking ape) and he may or may not have lost his powers (he threw a guy through a third-story window at thirteen years old and was completely unfazed after intentionally falling through the fucking ceiling—i don't care how skilled hazel is, there's no way he could defeat luther at full strength—super-strength and durability is his whole thing)

and sure vanya was drugged for years and five was reverted back to a child, but neither of those things are permanent, and five's issue has nothing to do with hargreeves

but luther? he has the body of a fucking ape.

hargreeves turned him into a fucking ape and then shipped him off to the fucking moon for four years straight of torture via extreme solitary confinement.

and you wanna tell him that was all for nothing?

that it wasn't worth it because his father wasn't who he said he was and none of what they were doing was actually saving the world?

i'd be in denial, too—holding onto the idea that it meant something, that it happened for a reason—that it was worth it.

jesus.

sorry for hating on you, luther, and belittling what happened to you :(

So, I doodled Hazel and Agnes

I really fucking love Ben Hargreeves.