Skyrim Was Right: Soup DOES Heal You For 10 Points Of Health And 10 Points Of Stamina.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

spoke deeply to me.

oranges from my backyard

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

so true, tell my four month old

Franz Kafka, 1912