wannabe writer/ new dad!!
83 posts
spoke deeply to me.
me if you gave me a burger
100 percent of smokers quit before they find the golden cigarette of eternal youth.
the front bottoms would love this
Take your computer for a walk... France (1994)
this is the world ive brought my child into, what are we to do? but support them wholeheartedly
kids these days are resorting, due to the lack of third spaces, to an activity known as fishwindowing, which is when you go to your local big box supermarket and map out the blind spots in the surveillance cameras so you can come back later with a comically oversized trench coat and ask for the biggest whole fish that the deli section will give you, and then you shoplift it to take it home and freeze it. when it's fully frozen solid, you take it to the home of one of your local congressional representatives while they're on vacation and chuck it through the window so they come home to a broken window and a rotting mess of fish. which is of course a crime but what can you do? what is this world or our society coming to? we used to have values
favourite character in crime and punishment; the guy with balls, Whodyounick abollockov
Goin to work
Fish from Nuclear Throne
fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up
Daily schedule:
Wake up on the problematic side of the bed
Eat a harmful breakfast
Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals
Attend narcissistic classes
Watch an irredeemable movie
Listen to offensive music
Eat a cancelled dinner
Go to sleep derogatorily
Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up
I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness
your tiny hands holding mine will never get old, but you will and your hands won't be so tiny anymore
Crime and Punishment-
Was it really his duty to kill the older lady? Was it absolutely necessary to kill her sister? Is any level of personal satisfaction to blame for his crimes? I can’t help but feel these “signs” (the map route etc) were only signs because he wanted them to be!
sometimes we (i) forgot
Never stop hating
Joy Sullivan, from "Late Bloomer", Instructions for Traveling West
Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on