SO HAPPY FOR KINGMAKER!! And Im So So Thrilled For Meg & Everyone Involved For Hitting Such A Wicked

SO HAPPY FOR KINGMAKER!! And Im so so thrilled for Meg & everyone involved for hitting such a wicked milestone. There is so much love put into this show & from bts, u have no idea how much it is discussed and cherished...... This illustration is so very cute (& you all know how much I LOVE illusts). And if you didnt know I love illustration, well. YOU are DAFT!!!

Colette, Eisen and Telesphore posing for a photo standing in the water at a beach. Colette has her arms up in the air. Telesphore is smiling and lifting up Eisen, who is flexing his muscles. Text above them reads 'Thanks for 100 thousand downloads!'

Season three was bigger than ever, and that goes for download numbers as well! Thanks to everyone for helping us reach this incredible milestone. Season 4 is underway, and we've got a lot of fun stuff planned in the break!

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podcast audio drama the kingmaker histories MAJOR MAJOR CONGRATS!!!!!!! Ive said this in priv but I love that colette is drawn to have leghair & such. I dont need to rattle off why I think us tumblrites know femmes who dont shave r just as cool as The Shavers. HAPPY! EISEN IS SO TINY I LOVE IT kingmaker

MEET BELLAMY PINK: LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN!

Bellamy Pink, a tall, skinny red-haired man, stands against a white background. he's dressed in raggedy jeans, a dark shirt, a purple waistcoat, and a golden bow tie. his face bears a mischievous, slightly unhinged grin. In place of his left arm, he has a bulky cybernetic prosthetic, jungle camo in color, held together with duct tape. between the arm's clawed fingers he holds a small business card.

SOME FAST FACTS:

25 years old. He/Him. Current con artist, aspiring manager. Voiced by @reignoftiramizu

You may recognize him from the KILLJAM XXX podcatcher logo, alongside Faustina

If he gives you his business card, he’s gonna ask for it back because he can only afford one.

He is trans and is also completely comfortable committing murder to achieve his goals 🥰

His left arm has been replaced by a military-grade cybernetic. You don’t wanna know where he got it.

He reads too many self-help books.

He has an extremely interesting offer for one Faustina Fetamine…

You’re gonna find out what that offer is in KILLJAM XXX episode 5: “An Offer You Can’t Refuse.”

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reignoftiramizu

9 months ago

re-imagining for gravity falls kids

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gravity falls I LOVE HE/SHE GIDEON OHMYGODDD THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE!!!!!!! I love how dippers jacket zips up to be a little pinetree. Obsessed w ur style!!!!! The colors u picked & blocky linework feed my brain with a big icecream spoon

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reignoftiramizu

11 months ago

YOU ARE NOT READY FOR IT..... I mean you are. You are so ready for it.... because it's so metal and batshit and fun.... But YOU ARE NOT READY FOR IT.

Myself (Less Is Morgue, Mayfair Watchers Society), Addison Peacock (The Kingmaker Histories, The Cryptid Keeper, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason), Meg Molly Tuten (The Kingmaker Histories, Less Is Morgue), and Zuwie Le Fou (Another Crab’s Treasure) are currently working on the most unhinged audio drama you’ve ever heard.

It’s been in production for about two years, but we’re finally casting, recording, and producing. We hope you like aggressive queerness, feral murder-women, and futuristic death battles. More to come soon…

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reignoftiramizu

2 months ago

Eisen stumbled out of the doorway and straightened his coat, grumbling obscenities under his breath. So what if he'd gotten into a disagreement? Hans was meant to be his pal, and Eisen thought they were past the point of the unilateral I-dont-care-who-started-it punishments they used to dole out back in grammar school.
If Hans had even an ounce of deductive reasoning skill he'd have been able to see, clearly, that the fat bastard had struck first. Eisen was merely acting in self defence.
He looked at his assailant, who was dabbing the purple blood welling up at his right temple with a handkerchief.
He was from the Kehrseite, which would've been obvious even if he wasn't bleeding, given his glowing eyes and the fact that he had to duck to get through the tavern door. He looked about Eisen's age, which meant in actuality he was probably at least 250 years old.
Eisen could never remember if a year in the other world was worth 7 or 10 years on earth.
The stranger blinked and shook his head.
"I think you gave me a concussion," he said flatly.
"Aye, well I reckon you broke my nose."
The stranger grumbled something that sounded like 'it could’ve been much worse' before folding his handkerchief up and putting it in his pocket.
"It matches your suit now," Eisen smirked.

"Hilarious," the stranger said in a tone that indicated the opposite.
Eisen responded with a two-fingered salute.
He heard once about a friend of a friend, or something like that, who got into a row with a good Neighbour and had ended up infertile afterwards. Or maybe blind. It was one or the other. Stories like that were common, but Eisen always assumed they were bollocks. The only advantage the stranger had that Eisen could see was that he was bigger, but he still reckoned he could take him. Eisen was a far cry from the wiry little rat he'd been back when he started college. Three years on the Grasshoff social rugby team, and another two training with the Feverite militia had considerably built up his muscle mass. Plus, there was an iron sign hanging from the wall above the door, and the nails holding it in were rusty. A simple deconstruction spell would detach it from the brick, some basic legerdemain would adjust its trajectory in the direction Eisen wanted. Even being 2 metres tall and 160-odd kilos (as Eisen would guess the stranger was) didn't make you immune to head trauma.

so what if I kept going on that Eisen flashback drabble. and what if I'm writing a prequel novella. what then

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the kingmaker histories I NEED A FUCKING KINGMAKER NOVELLA ARE YOU KIDDING ME MEG. I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW PLEAAASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASEP LEASE I NEED WRITTEN K WRITTEN KINGMAKER LITERATURE. PLEASE

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reignoftiramizu

5 months ago

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Divine + ice = Divice. That just sounds like “device” nevermind

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reignoftiramizu

8 months ago

from Kana Miyamoto’s Tainted Innocence series

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stuffzmelikez I want a gingerbread house bday cake so bad so I can stick 100000 candles in it and ignite it like an arsonist For legal reasons I am not an arsonist Even if I was Id never tell you

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reignoftiramizu

10 months ago

Thank you for having me back the kingmaker histories.... I love being tiny and evil (Dieter Nation).... This short will make you crap your pants 💥

Transcript

Maxim Moretz gives you his advice on how to run a wholesome, legal, ethical family business.

Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)

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reignoftiramizu

1 month ago

I'm taking Dirge mini golfing so I can nix him onsite & bury him beneath a pintsized windmill. Who's this Mr Dirge you ask!?? Why's Faustina losing 10000ml of blood (& is OK enough to ask for a sugar cookie)!!? Who's Roger Tallarico (& why do I want to kill him)?! SEE EP2 TO FIND OUT!!!! ☝️👹💙💖 ⛳️ 📸 🩻🧁🦊

JAM 02 - HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY! - PART 2 is NOW LIVE on SPOTIFY, APPLE PODCASTS, YOUTUBE, AND PODBEAN!

Missing an arm and running out of time, Faustina needs to think fast to defeat Drill-Bitch. Meanwhile, Mr. Dirge puts a diabolical plan in place. Either way, something terrible is about to happen to the KILLJAM Queen…

FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙

Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @amtrax as Mr. Dirge, @jonnywaistcoat as Dr. Yuzna, Tiana Camacho as Mara, Sami Chen as Geeno, @starplanes as Lola, Josh Rubino as Roger Tallarico, @holographicgoblinking as Jesse Bazooka, Gus Zagarella as Randy Macaque, @spaceboymb as Foot Freak, and @cannibalmukbang as Drill-Bitch!

Transcript / Content Warnings In The Show Notes!

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reignoftiramizu

10 months ago

Making KRIL CUP(CRAB)CAKES from ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE not fishbait

Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of Kril The Cupcake Nation. Take a look and you'll see he's my scrumptious machination.

Anyways. I am free from capcut editing hell and have released a dangerous aura onto the world.... in the form of these Another Crab's Treasure themed cupcakes. Watch with caution (or you may get krilled) 🦀🐚🧁💥

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