Oh The Little Shit Is Back @kingmakerpod

Cookies from @bakerbakingclub

There names are, from left to right: Chubby Monster, Twinkle Cherry, Nerdy Boy, Dizzy Lemon, Marshy on my Nose, and Baby Cupids.

NEW ICON :^D

I was inspired by @em_bers's "playdoh artpiece tutorial" on Twittur to make a little mixed media sculpt for myself :^D The head is made of playdoh (I found a yellow tub of it in the back of my pantry...... It was meant to be....) and the stars from holepunched paper. :^D Had a lot of fun w this one, I will share isolated pics BEEELOWW

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PLAYDOH!!!

The day Bellamy was born was the same day they made bullying legal

MEET BELLAMY PINK: LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN!

SOME FAST FACTS:

25 years old. He/Him. Current con artist, aspiring manager. Voiced by @reignoftiramizu

You may recognize him from the KILLJAM XXX podcatcher logo, alongside Faustina

If he gives you his business card, he’s gonna ask for it back because he can only afford one.

He is trans and is also completely comfortable committing murder to achieve his goals 🥰

His left arm has been replaced by a military-grade cybernetic. You don’t wanna know where he got it.

He reads too many self-help books.

He has an extremely interesting offer for one Faustina Fetamine…

You’re gonna find out what that offer is in KILLJAM XXX episode 5: “An Offer You Can’t Refuse.”

II SEASON THREE EP 14 SPOILERS UNDER CUT (AGAIN)

OK SO I LOVE HIM

The Kingmaker Histories S3 EP5 I think this is the best episode in the entire world. (I mean it. The whole world. All 7 continents) The Kingmakingmecrazy Histories

WOW. Holy FUCK. THE NEW KINGMAKER. So incredibly tense and exciting and had me gripping my hair and pointing into the air and gave me QUITE THE SCARE (I am a poet). Supreme tension. Meg cooked a 3 course meal with this one and I am floored. THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY. LIVEREACTION & SPOILERS BELOW. I RLLY DO THINK (AND NO SHADE TO THE OTHER EPISODES), BUT THIS IS MY FAV OF ALL TIME THUS FAR. DAMN

Zuwie Kingmaker livereaction goes insane per the ushe.

Rip every minister in….. history • Love the sly way the actual cause of LaRoche’s TB is revealed thru Holzmann’s convo. So fun • “God be with you” “Tehehehe. If you say so”. Holzmann… Dare I say this was a bit camp • MARGO MY FAV • I was walking on my walking pad while listening to this episode and the footsteps of Margo and Holzmann synched up with mine for a solid 10 seconds and for a second it felt like I was walking alongside them. I was there in the scene. Just hanging out (Hi guys) • LOVE THIS SCHEME IYER, WINTERLICH AND CO GOT GOING THIS WEEK. THEY ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY I love them. This is my fav scheme to date I think. Prince of Belgium and the Nizam of Hyderabad. And the DOUBLE SWINDLE! And COLETTE SEWING WITHIN THE SCENE! I LOVE WHEN SHE SEWS! • “Her exact words were, in fact, I would rather lose my other arm.” Love Jenny. So happy she’s back. And MARIA’S BACK TOO. I love Colette trying to tell a joke and MMaria totally interrupting. THE DIALOGUE HERE FEELS SO NATURAL • EISEN AND HIS PAPER CARTOONS. Maria and Colette FLIRTATION. Eisen being a bisexual disaster via history with Jenny (this is tumblr I have to say “bisexual disaster”; its a legally required phrase). I love this scene so much. These four(Edit: THESE FIVE when Jenny joins the convo at the end of the episode) have such great chemistry, both in writing and in voice acting. Love Maria’s exit too AAUGHH THIS EP IS A FAV ALREADY. • “I think I’d rather that he stayed over there if ya dont mind” THE DELIVERY IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ON THIS LINE WHEN THE HOUND COMES IN • THE ROOM CLOSING IN IS SO FUCKING COOL. AN INTERROGATION ROOM ON STEROIDS BASICALLY. WHAT A COOL CHARACTER POWER. • The “rich” snooty banter between Eisen and Telesphore….. Oh my god they are supreme. Also 15:22 I need this Eisen laugh clipped. Yehehehe. It took me OUT • Ohh the tension of Colette meeting with Zanetti before hopping the train. No this is my new fav ep ever. EVER. Im on the edge of my seat • JENNY IS BACKKK “Eisen and Telesphore are in trouble.” “Of course they are. Water is wet. The sky is blue.” Real • “THE DOCTOR IS A WOMAN?!” “Mreh… more or less.” Supreme • “Yes. I have a brown appaloosa. She’s quite the seductress as horses go.” Only a line in Kingmaker. Only Kingmaker. Anyways. The delivery is so fucking funny • “I’m here on police business.” SCARY DELIVERY I ALSO JUMPED. The tension upon Zanetti entering. The room stretching. Oh my god I am stopping taking notes for a sec cause Im on the edge of my seat THIS EPISODE IS FUCKING TENSE AS HELL I THINK ITS MY NEW FAV • Ok. This episode IS my new fav. I stopped taking notes because the climax of this episode is fucking crazy I was so hooked the entire time. Meg you absolutely cooked with this one. Cooked the most fantastical meal. OH MY GOD!!!!! • “Iyer, Winterlich and Co would need to flee to a different part of Switzerland so no one would recognize them, and Jenny would have to go back to the VSR in case she got a callback” so funny of Jenny I love her. • But. But. Lastly of all. It was never answered. The question of the hour is: HOW DO YOU MAKE A COAT LAST!?!?!?!?!?!??!

ABOUT ME 😀👹🥜🌈

New website asset I will be adding to the 'about me' section soon. Hello again Tumblr. Looks into your eyes. Im back.

Thank you for having me back the kingmaker histories.... I love being tiny and evil (Dieter Nation).... This short will make you crap your pants 💥

Transcript

Maxim Moretz gives you his advice on how to run a wholesome, legal, ethical family business.

Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)

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I want to make another youtube video. I have an idea in mind (that is less labor intensive). Its 7:33 am on the east coast. I now succumb to the decaf sugarfree caramel coffee

Making KRIL CUP(CRAB)CAKES from ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE *not fishbait*

Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of Kril The Cupcake Nation. Take a look and you'll see he's my scrumptious machination.

Anyways. I am free from capcut editing hell and have released a dangerous aura onto the world.... in the form of these Another Crab's Treasure themed cupcakes. Watch with caution (or you may get krilled) 🦀🐚🧁💥