dieter my little Shitty Meow Meow. he spent 2,000,000 marks to watch someone die live on stream
Transcript of audio file below the cut
DIETER: Yeah, excuse me- what did you call this? "V-tubing?" Wh- what is that, "v-tubing"? What's the V stand for? Valorian? Valorian tubing? This is boring! I wanna go watch a public execution. What are all those icons popping up? Ooh, can you submit a donation request? Oh. Cool. 'Kay, one second.
SOUND: Keyboard clacking.
DIETER: Cool. I just asked if somebody could kill him live on stream. Why did I just get a pop-up that I'm banned?? You can't do that?? You can't ask that?? THIS CENTURY IS SO STUPID! OH MY GOD, PLEASE, I HATE LIVE STREAMS! ...Wait, do you think anywhere live streams public executions?
I dunno....I don't really have anything deep to say about the medium of audio drama. I'm sure I could write something if I had more than a month, but everyone else working in this space is far more articulate and, frankly, a lot smarter than I am. I just felt like brightening everyone's day with some pretty alien flowers.
thank you to @boombox-fuckboy for organising this event!
I'll put the printable version of this zine up on the Kingmaker patreon, where it'll be free for everyone the rest of the month.
shit fuck fuck shit is it still Tuesday in other countries.... I almost forgot podcast girls week
For the this too is yuri prompt- I relistened to a couple of eps of where the stars recently fell so naturally I had to draw Them.
food light-switch & outlet covers by Zen Creations
HAPPY KILLJAMWEEN EVERYONE....... Oh my god You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this trailer to drop. It's hard to put into words how much this show means to me, for so many reasons, but I'll SAY THIS. I WILL ATTEMPT TO SAY WORDS & I SAY THIS:
The story is insane & so engaging & so well planned out, I hope anyone who listens will adore these characters and fucked up world as much as I do. You are in for a linear treat
I am unbelievably honored to be acting alongside the craziest most skilled & talented vas IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! Everyone in this trailer kill(jam)s – and there are MORE performances youve YET to hear that will knock ur fuzzy little socks off!!!!!
I'm so attached to my chara. My little ginger twink Bellamy who I dream of CALLING MEAN NAMES and THROWING IN A DUNGEON forever. He's my own little American Psycho. He walks with a purpose like that gif of Patrick Bateman with earbuds in
I don't have a fourth point. Actually I do. Really the whole point of this post is, LISTEN TO KILLJAM XXX!!! When it releases of course. And stay tuned please. I beg of you!!
FIND OUT MORE AND FOLLOW OUR FEEDS HERE!
Cast (In Order of Appearance)
Narrator - Bradley Gareth Faustina Fetamine - Addison Peacock Bellamy Pink - Zuwie LeFou Mara Nacht - Tiana Camacho Dr. Yuzna- Jonny Sims Anna Konda - Moe Rock Vic Cadmium - Charlie Green Molly Malarkey - Misha Bakshi Roger Tallarico - Josh Rubino Lex The Talon - Kelly Nugent Mr. Dirge - Austin Lee Matthews
ur day could be going great and suddenly u need to pay $200 for something 😑
I MUST KNOW…ARE YOU GONNA BE AT ANY OF THE BFDI X II MEETUPS THIS YEAR
HEYO!!! AND NO UNFORTUNATELY :^[ I herniated my disc at my job – I considered going to the NYC event (since it's closest to me), but I wasn't able to make it cause of my back injury. I'd be interested going next year tho, and if I'm able to attend any, it would most definitely be the NYC one :^D
LOVE YOUR USERNAME BTW. Springy is there in (evil demonic) spirit. Thanks for asking :,^]
I am actually gonna cry. This audio drama has been such a labor of love... & believe me, YOU'LL LOVE IT. Three X's?! MORE LIKE THREE G's: GOREY GAY & GOOD– NO, GREAT. ENJOY THE CARNAGE: SOON. 🧑🦰💥🔫
~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~
The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.
You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx
It features actors who have been in:
The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)
The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)
Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)
Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)
The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)
Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)
Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)
Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)
The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)
Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)
Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)
Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)
Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)
Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)
Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)
The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)
The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)
And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.
You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.
Tis ZUWIE! | They/He/It | 23www.reignoftiramizu.comIllustrator | Voice Actor | Musician | Writer | Jester🏳️⚧️👹🏳️🌈Purveyor of mildly-irritating curses.And my organs are made of fondant!!!! 😁🍫
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