Remember, It’s Not A Competition

After the shower.  Oil on linen.  An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)

Cool, we freed a dragon to end/protect the world for the rest of eternity. Oh look! A doorknob!

A mirror breaks

this happened to me a while ago but. i joined this game hosted by a group of people pretending to be a polycule/hivemind of dads and they kind of adopted me?? and then in the next game this happened it was very bizarre i loved it

No

gonna start problems. oatmeal cookies are good

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Kitten sinking into a memory foam pillow 

(Source)

@ghost-boness

Deceit on a string

doot doot

Doot Doot Indeed.