SO CUTE!!!!

Remember, it’s not a competition

If you’re struggling with envisioning a fight scene, you might consider drawing inspiration from one of these martial arts videos:

Quarterstaff techniques in slow motion (could also be useful for up-close mage staffwork)

More quarterstaff, more fun and theatrical.

A bit of quick polearm fighting.

The music is painful and if you’re not used to watching fighting it might be hard to spot the hits, but full-speed fighting with sword and center-grip round (”Viking”) shields.

SCA-style shieldwork for “heater” shields in slow motion. [Hey I know these dudes!]

Live-steel longsword tournament with some good talking between fights.

Not pumped yet?  Have some full-contact, full-speed, live-steel Battle of the Nations lunatics.  Living history geeks are absolutely the craziest geeks. 

This is a pretty random selection but the point is that if you’re stuck on action scenes, Youtube and the many lunatics who are willing to get hit with weapons have your back.

I love how every game of Among Us rapidly becomes an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia the longer it goes on

i feel like tumblr would really benefit using tone indicators. a lot of people may use them, but i havent seen a lot of it! as a neurodivergent, it helps us understand the tone of what you're saying. sometimes it's hard to tell whether you're actually mad, or it's just lighthearted, or if you're being sarcastic!

here's a chart of tone indicators if you're interested in using them:

also: please do not use any of these as a joke. do not put /srs if you are not being serious. these tone indicators are supposed to be helping neurodivergents and neurotypicals alike.

Don’t leave out any hard of hearing children who come to your door this Halloween, take a minute out of your day to learn a few seasonal asl signs!  These are two different variations of “Happy Halloween” Click here for my source.

[among us] blue crewmate and his red imposter friend that stalks him to protect him from other imposters

this happened to me a while ago but. i joined this game hosted by a group of people pretending to be a polycule/hivemind of dads and they kind of adopted me?? and then in the next game this happened it was very bizarre i loved it

If only this could appear on my dash every morning lol

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her