So What Do You Do When The Porch Is Flooded And You Can't Get To The Grill??? You Deep Fry Them Steaks!!

I saw this and died laughing. The kind of candy to give on that special occasion. #sperm #candy #hardcorecandy #specialoccasion #sex #sexcandy #oohyeah

This is how I imagine everyone acting whenever I start telling jokes. Hahahaha. #humor #puns #punintended #dadjokes #itry #jokes #joking #joker #cyanideandhappiness #planets #jupiter #uranus #aliens #instagram #instahumor #instajokes

Remember to take care of you weiners this winter! If you don’t who will? #toocold #getasweater #dog #doggie #pets #wintertime #getyourmindoutofthegutter #instagram #instahumor #ig https://www.instagram.com/p/BrVMkzLAlTL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16onabi868pfa

It’s the season!!! #generalmills #generalmillscereal #cereal #frankenberry #booberry #countchocula #delicious #needmilk #instagram #instafood #instafun #instapics

So my girlfriend bought me this on the Walgreens website. It actually works lol. If you haven't seen the commercial, I advise you to check it out. #freshballs #freshness #powder #lotion #freshbody #ImNotClammy

When zip lining may not be your cup of tea. #ziplining #trysomethingelse #rackedmyboys #mytesties #testicles #racked #smashed #zipline #donttrythisathome #oy #ow #cryinginside #whyme #becauseitsme #ohwelliwasntusingthemanyways #familygatherings #instagram #instafun

Hahaha I saw this online and thought I needed to share #batman #batmanandrobin #supermanmovie #dccomics

I was sent this earlier. It's messed up but at the same time I'm crying from laughter. 😂😂😂😂 #dreams #wishinguponastar #dreamsdocometrue #funnykids #funny #humor #humorous #instakids #instagram #instapics #instagramhub

Friday cannot come fast enough!!!! #friday #fridaynight #fridays #partytime #partytime🎉 #Patrick #patrickstar #spongebob #payday #party #instagram #instapics #instadaily

Just a reminder... #mondays #masturbate #behappy #justbecause #somebodysreason