The Ring Of Brass Is My Favourite Narratively Doomed Polycule

Fondly imagining that glorious pre-Evandrin’s death, pre-Seelie marriage but post-Seelie engagement period of time when the overwhelming impression of the (not-yet-named-such) Ring of Brass was “okay, so how many of them are sleeping with each other?”

Because Evandrin and the Architect Arcane were in each other’s pockets long before Evandrin’s husband showed up, and they still keep sitting in each other’s laps at parties. And Coramar keeps threatening to become Coramar-Seelie but that wedding’s been in the planning stages for years, and in the meantime her fiancé continues to be an automatic flirt. And Laerryn and Patia are whispery wizard besties, Patia and Nydas do conspiracies together and give extravagant gifts, Nydas and Zerxus once had an arm wrestling match at a gala, and Loquatius does the most glowing features on any and all of them… Cerrit is left out of some of the earlier scandalous gossip until, on one of the few occasions his wife shows up for a formal event, people notice that she perfectly bridges the gap between his gruffness and the rest of his friend groups’ cavalier curiosity and pride.

laerryn this is so "i broke the world for us!" of you ;)

🤠 low quality meme for a high quality scene 🤠

calamity fandom it’s only been a month but it’s been an honor. see you on the other side

ok ok ok imodna enjoyers

listen i know we're all. Slightly in pain from Recent Events.

but consider.

loml by taylor swift as an imodna song in the future. it would be a loss but,,,failing up perhaps

i simply cannot remove it from my head so now it must plague all of you youre welcome!

a good meal can leave you flat on your back helpless tender and open, a good poem can set your head on fire, a good book can make you feel like the walls of the world have blown open, a good song can shift everything in your life just a little to the left. these are very serious things & not to be reckoned with

vote on your favorite slightly deranged to very deranged non-canon magnus archives ship

Travis Willingham saw the no warning "can I kiss you" and went

"bet."

AND NOW FJORESTER ARE ENGAGED THIS IS OUTSTANDING

i understand we’re all crazy about laerryn and loquacious dying together after getting married again and the proposal and quay’s speech and the cure wounds kiss

but i see no one talking about laerryn screaming a la wanda in age of ultron when she felt quay die

i NEED to know if this was filmed before or after calamity because dear GOD this is unhinged