I love the dramatic, triumphant reveal that wolverine and deadpool survived the time ripper, mainly because i'm 1000% sure wade heard paradox monologuing™️ and was like "nonono hold on we have to wait for the Right Moment" and logan, who is 7 different kinds of exhausted at this point, was like "....yeah ok lol"
which leads to 2 grown ass men hiding behind a corner just waiting to ruin this british man's afternoon? logan really went from “i'll kill u with my teeth” to “yea sure i'll commit to your stupid bit” in like 2 days, honestly what a lad
Same😭😭
when i want fluff/angst fics and all i’m getting is smut
the struggle is real
someone: hey how are y–
me: I can’t believe the Winter Soldier shot Nick Fury through the wall in Steve Rogers’ apartment from the roof of a building opposite using only the line of sight Steve’s point of view gave him through the kitchen window. Do you know the kind of skill and technical ability that takes? He didn’t even need to see his target to shoot him twice. He just had to see where Steve was looking and calculate the angle. Holy shit. Bucky Barnes is an incredible marksman and I don’t know if Hydra capitulated on that or if that was all just his own skill being put to assassin use but holy shit. Holy shit. I just. Holy shit
Sick of Tea Comic by Artcraawl
Was walking alone through the alley behind my apartment and saw a weird guy so I checked that I had my pepper spray and I guess the guy saw me do that because he said "Don't worry, I'm more scared of you than you are of me" and I said "Ok" and he said "I'm terrified of women"
✨ GUILTY ✨