Someone: Hey How Are Y–

Them: baby, my love, sweetheart, babe, darling, lovely

Me: are you okay?

Them: pet, poppet, kitten, puppy, bunny, flower, petal, puppet

Me: my legs have parted like the red sea

Also me: *calls everybody love, lovie, darling, sweet pea, sweetheart, baby, sunshine, and babe

Everett Ross: [just trying to stay fit]

Okoye and Shuri: 'SUP COLONIZER IT'S TIME TO COMMIT TREASONS AGAINST YOUR COUNTRY

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tumblr tuesday: twosday

Hello, and welcome to this very national holiday here at TuesdayHQ. Like you, we delight in the silly little things. Your delight at Twosday, for example. It’s very touching, really. Anyway. Welcome to this completely normal day of twos. Here’s how you’re all celebrating today.

According to @illithid-mind-gayer, it’s 2sday, my 2des:

The moment we’ve all been waiting for (@10x02):

@sorrysomethingwentwrong points out that it’s the first palindromic ambigram of its kind since 11/11/1111—which, if our calculations are correct, was a really frickin long time ago:

As with anything that’s worth anything in this place, there’s an SPN meme for that, courtesy of @thenightwemetnatural:

Twosday affirmations, courtesy of @con-amor-tureina​:

@angelscas​ bringing the Swiftie angle:

Some gleefully two-inspired art by @gleefulpoppet​:

@reallybadblackoutpoems​’ take on Twosday:

@milehighpie​ shares behind-the-scenes impressions of Two on their big day:

@recuperationdisliker​ bringing some classy Street Fighter aesthetique to the table:

And finally, two monkeys for Twosday by @kny-tai​:

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

MY SHIP IS SAILING 🚢🚢🚢