Anxiety Is So Weird Like Why Is My Mental Illness In My Stomach

#me shamelessly watching shows while at work

Listen, I just want a bit of reassurance that I’m not the only one who spends the majority of my day thinking about, if not reading, fanfiction.

Like, I don’t think you understand -

Watching a movie? = I want that as an AU.

Listening to music? = Daydreaming about fics.

Randomly thinking of a very obscure, specific storyline that I need to read? = Spending a good hour looking for it on ao3, before giving up and realising I’ll just have to write it myself.

HELP ME

Crying, screaming, throwing up, punching the wall 😭😭😭

*imagine Nat’s not dead*

Bruce, outside: Hey Cap! Portal’s ready!

Nat: After returning the stones how bout you get that life you said we both needed. Maybe ask out that girl you like? Badass SHIELD agent?

Steve: European? Likes to dance?

Nat, talking about Peggy: Yeah, heard you’re head over heals for her.

Steve, definitely talking about Nat: Damn straight.

remember wc18 when everyone was making neymar rolling on the ground memes those were simpler times

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

sirius: fuck the slytherins

james: yes, fuck slytherins

*three hours later*

sirius, after seeing regulus hobbling and with hickies all over his neck: i wonder who he's shagging

james, sweating: oh yeah i wonder who did it i've got literally no clue