Sirius: Fuck The Slytherins

Them: baby, my love, sweetheart, babe, darling, lovely

Me: are you okay?

Them: pet, poppet, kitten, puppy, bunny, flower, petal, puppet

Me: my legs have parted like the red sea

Also me: *calls everybody love, lovie, darling, sweet pea, sweetheart, baby, sunshine, and babe

No not cinemasins😭😭

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

Not the first time

(via)

Things need to be cheaper. Free, even

Always a good annual reminder

insane how clingy and touchy Loki and Mobius are when they’re together

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me: