Real-stardust - Local Skeleton In The Closet

“It’s all messy: the hair, the bed, the words, the heart. Life.”

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Gawdamnnnn😩😩😩

SEBASTIAN STAN For Out Magazine, 2009

when you’re intimidated by your mutuals but you reblog their posts

My little rottweiler🥰

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo.

this is enough to make a grown man cry

*during the party at the end of the movie*

Wade: "I'm gonna go get my camera."

Logan: "Why?"

Wade: "Need a new family picture, peanut."

Logan: "Oh yeah, guess the old one got destroyed, huh?"

Wade: "Well I'd need a new one, anyway."

Logan: "Why?"

Wade: "You weren't in the last one."

i love talking to people in real life and being like “oh yeah i have instagram but i don’t really use it… i don’t have facebook or tiktok or anything like that either… idk i just don’t want to waste my life on social media, i prefer to live in the moment” and then i go home and spend 12 hours a day on tumblr

when you have a story idea but don’t have the energy to write the thing

I love the dramatic, triumphant reveal that wolverine and deadpool survived the time ripper, mainly because i'm 1000% sure wade heard paradox monologuing™️ and was like "nonono hold on we have to wait for the Right Moment" and logan, who is 7 different kinds of exhausted at this point, was like "....yeah ok lol"

which leads to 2 grown ass men hiding behind a corner just waiting to ruin this british man's afternoon? logan really went from “i'll kill u with my teeth” to “yea sure i'll commit to your stupid bit” in like 2 days, honestly what a lad

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