Stitchwraith: Worlds Oldest Haunted House Has Passed Away At The Age Of 207.

Jazz: so umm... why was I called here to the Lazarus pits?

*Batman points upwards where Danny is floating on the ceiling giggling. Red Hood is perched on a crevice near him trying to bribe him with a cookie*

Jazz: What happened?

Batman: he took one look at the pit cried "I must drink the forbidden kool-aid" and stuck his head in.

Jazz: I would ask why you didn't stop him but he can turn intangible so that's a mout point.

Batman: it's also why we can't get him out of here.

Jazz: so he's just been up there? for how long?

Batman: 8 hours. He has windows of being sober but he keeps drinking from the pit before we can convince him to leave.

Jazz: Why does he have a batarang?

Red Hood: Batman used his dad voice on him the second time he drunk from the pit and he started crying. It was the only thing that got him to stop.

Jazz tired sigh: okay I got this *smiles and uses a tone of voice normal saved for very little kids* Danny!

Danny: Jazz! :D

Jazz: what are doing up there?

Danny: I'm a balloooooon

Jazz: I see. Have you had dinner yet?

Danny: Noooope just some coookies. Red Hood is the bestest hero. He gave me cookies. And, and dis, dis thingy he took from Batman. Batman scary. He's a scary... scary... bat

Jazz: well Nasty burger is going to close soon and you know what happens when Nasty burger closes before you have dinner?

Danny horrified: I have to eat what's at home *turns to Red Hood and gives batarang* I gotta go *starts descending in circles blowing raspberries*

Batman: what is he doing

Jazz: being a balloon

‏I am a mother exhausted by pain, and her head is bent by misfortunes, I write to you while I am overwhelmed by sadness, exhausted from pain, helpless in the face of the cruelty of life and the injustice of the days.

‏Just a few days ago, my husband left me, he was martyred in the recent aggression on Gaza. He left trying to protect us, protect us with his body and soul, and left behind nine children and my broken heart, leaving me alone in the face of hunger, cold, fear, and the unknown.

‏Since I lost it, and everything has become heavy... Air, time, even sleep, I wake up every night to cry my children, and I have nothing for them... No food, no medicine, no milk for a baby, no warm bed, no hope looming on the horizon.

‏My children look at me with eyes asking me: “Where is my father?”

‏And I have no answer other than a trembling embrace and a heart that is fragging from helplessness.

‏Every day that passes is a battle in itself: a battle for survival, for them to live, only to live...

‏I knocked on all the doors and no door opened for me. Therefore, I am writing this letter to you with the tear of the eye and the pain of the heart, I seek mercy from you, from the people of living hearts, from the beating of their hearts one day with humanity.

‏Help me... not for me, but for innocent little souls who don't deserve all this pain.

‏Every help, every hand that extends to us, is a new life that shings in our hearts that is about to die from the intensity of oppression

👍

:3

No need to fight ill just give you both and a cheek kiss

Dont be jealous star (that's the blood moons combined name correct i dont remember) i gift you gun or long sword whatever you prefer and a kiss

Argument

Springtrap Vs. Moon

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

Danny curses as he pulls the Batfamily out of the hands of the cultists once again.

Danny: I swear the only reason I’m letting you live is because I’ll have to take full responsibility for your dead asses.

Batman: If someone showed up at family dinners more often, then his family would be less likely to have to act like obedient sacrifices.

Danny: My phone is not as dead as I am, you know!

Dick: Hey, Jas- why the hell are you wearing a bucket hat indoors?

Jason, who wanted to copy his big brother's mullet but accidentally lopped too much hair off: Hey, bucket hats are cool, okay?!

Dick: Alright...?

*4 Years Later*

Jason: 'Sup, Ti- why are you wearing a hat indoors?

Tim, who thought Jason's white stripe was cool and tried to imitate it but accidentally bleached way too much hair: Hats are really cool, Jason

Jason: *realises* oh. Oh my god...

*2 Years Later*

Tim: Hey, brat, did you- uh, why are you wearing a hat at dinner?

Damian, who secretly thinks Tim's eyebrow notch is cool and tried to copy it but accidentally shaved off half an eyebrow: Because hats are cool, idiot

Tim: *softly* oh. I get it now...