My current Favorite Trope is Logan, Deceit, or Virgil wanting attention but firmly refusing to Admit It and thusly utilizing a ton of Whacky Antics to get cuddles, which Patton and/or Roman have mastered the art of picking up on, in order to initiate the Comfort they need
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Logan: Humans die without attention.
Roman:
Patton:
Logan: You see, the brain–
Patton: Logan just come cuddle us
Logan, very softly: okay
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Virgil: [Inching his way into the room]
Patton and Roman: [Pretend not to notice]
Virgil: [Slips up to the couch]
Patton: Oh Virgil! When did you get here???
Roman: Come snuggle, Wicked Witch of the Best
Virgil: Oh,,, welllll,,,, if I haaaaaveeee too….
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Deceit, dramatically sweeping into the room: I am up to no good.
Patton: Oh no!!! Roman, Deceit is being evil!
Roman: Leaping lizards, we must reform him!
Patton: With cuddles!
Deceit, already climbing into their laps: Nooooo, anything but thaaaaat…
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I just love it a LOT, it’s an amazing trope okay
Ok boomer
Writing request! Overworked and sleepless hero breaks into villains home to gather info but come upon villains VERY comfy looking and luxurious bed. It couldn’t hurt to rest their eyes, right?
"Well, I knew I'd get you in my bed eventually, but I didn't think it would be this easy." [Villain] smirked at the curled-up hero looking oh so delicious in their bed. A long moment of silence passed as [Villain] waiting for [Hero] to squirm or turn red or... something. But the moment passed, and [Hero] remained curled up in [Villain]'s bed, none the wiser of their company.
"Wait... Are you actually asleep?" [Villain] finally asked, and [Hero] sighing as they rolled over, not acknowledging [Villain] in the least was the only answer they needed.
[Villain] groaned, they honestly had thought this was some sort of seduction ploy or assassination attempt, both of which they would have been excited for, but no. [Hero] had genuinely broken into their base just to fall asleep in their bed.
"This is a kidnapping," [Villain] flatly stated, "I'll give you five seconds to run. If you don't, I get to keep you."
[Hero] continued to snooze for the duration of [Villain]'s count down. Finally, [Villain] sighed and gave up.
"Well, I guess it would be rude to move you," they mused, "and you do look so cute in my bed. Guess I'll take the couch." [Villain] sighed as they grabbed the pillow not currently held hostage by [Hero]'s head.
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Everybody reblog with your quarantine nickname. I’m malaised poptart
being home alone is GREAT.
not often I try digital art. this is probably one of the few I feel (almost) confident posting.
Anyway this is my boy Seron! he's a little forest cryptid and everyone thinks is scary but he just wants to chill with his boyf.
*pops out of the void* hellooo
yeah so I made some pirate characters and never did anything with them, so heres like most of them I think.
drew a bit of lmk art recently
gotta love AMC theater chairs.
clearly I have way to much time on my hands. |17th layer of hell| |NOT well adjusted at ALL|
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