Depressed Pasta

lmao who knew ACTUALLY putting tags on ur posts got you likes

continuation of 215 please? 🥺🥺🥺

You guys really liked this so a continuation there shall be!

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Continuation of Prompt #215 Original

[Hero] sighed as they woke up, feeling more refreshed than they have in ages, smiling into the plump pillow and snuggling into the fluffy warm sheets. This was truly bliss.

"I'm glad to see you enjoy my bed, considering you stole it from me last night." [Villain] huffed with a smile.

[Hero] sat bolt upright in an instant, their eyes as wide as saucers as they found [Villain] standing above them in silken pajamas.

"Did you sleep well?" [Villain] finally asked after a long moment of silence. [Hero] nodded, "Good. Now... Did you break into my base just to sleep in my bed, or was there something else you wanted?"

"I was..." [Hero] trailed off as the adrenaline that was pumping through them a moment ago was replaced by an awkward feeling of embarrassment, "looking for your plans..."

"In my bed?"

"In your room, but then I saw the bed and I... Kinda..." [Hero] trailed off again, their face a bright pink as they fiddled with the sheets between their fingers.

"I see. Well, if it's that easy to distract you, I might just consider putting a bed in every room of my mansion."

"I'm gonna go, sorry about this." [Hero] mumbled as they started to slide out of bed, only to have their arm grabbed by [Villain], halting them in their tracks.

"No, you're not going anywhere; I've kidnapped you, which means you're in my custody now."

"Kidnapped me?" [Hero] laughed incredulously, "I came here willingly to spy on you."

"Yes, then I informed you that I was kidnapping you when I found you, and if you didn't run, you were mine. You didn't run. That means you're mine." [Villain] smirked.

"...I was asleep!"

"Yes. In my bed, I noticed."

[Hero] stared at [Villain]'s hand wrapped firmly around their arm, then looked up to [Villain]'s face after a long moment of consideration.

"You're... Not actually going to keep me here... right?"

"Yes, I am. Now what kind of breakfast do you like?"

why da flipity flapity fuck would you use soup to wash chicken

Damn they’re going in hard lmao

yay talyn

Reblog if Talyn is just as great as Joan

I love when artists insult their own ocs.

they'll be all like "heres my adorable little asshole. my scrumbly little bitchface. my wonky little son of a fuck. I love them😊🥰😚🥺"

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

IT'S FINALLY BACK

and of course i will agree

Just going to leave this here, I was going to make some more memes to show my support for everyone but I didn't have any templates that suited my ideas. Feel free to add on!

this emoji is a whole mood

Here I go musically shitposting again