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As of the time of this post, AO3 has been scraped by yet another shady individual looking to make a quick buck off the backs of hardworking hobby writers. This Reddit post here has all the details and the most current information. In short, if your fic URL ends in a number between 1 and 63,200,000 (inclusive), AND is not archive locked, your fic has been scraped and added to this database.
I have been trying to hold off on archive locking my fics for as long as possible, and I've managed to get by unscathed up to now. Unfortunately, my luck has run out and I am archive locking all of my current and future stories. I'm sorry to my lovelies who read and comment without an account; I love you all. But I have to do what is best for me and my work. Thank you for your understanding.
I love being delusional
Who is it?
Remy, Rouge, Scott, Morph, Jean , Jubilee
Kurt Wagner x GNReader
Please Take this story with a grain of salt, I wrote this last night after- Shocker shocker, playing a boardgame while drunk with friends.
Enjoy!
The Dining Room
The dining room was a chaotic mess of snacks, board games, and half-empty soda cans. It seemed this evening hame was Clue- Which was already a bit of a mess.
The group was gathered around the table already halfway through the game and going back and forth a bit. Especially Remy and Rouge which Jubilee was egging them on While Morph, kept shifting into different characters in the Clue game- Currently Miss Scarlett.
Scott and Jean, the resident "mom and dad" of the group, were trying to keep things civil- However utterly failing. Especially since Jean had decided to focus on the snacks a bit more then the game itself as she had resigned to keep from cheating.
"Now Morph Miss Scarlett is hotter-" Remy said with a laugh seeing how more did a little leg kick through the red dress.
"Like.. Naomi Campbell Hot or Jennifer Anderson Hot?" They asked quickly.
"Jessica Rabbit Hot-"
Jubilee said, Earning a nod in agreement and sharing a small High Five which earned Remy Glare from Rouge- and giggles from the rest of the group.
"You knowww, Where’s Kurt? He hasnt been at game night last couple times and he loves Clue"
Jubilee asked, tossing a piece of popcorn into the air and catching it in her mouth.
"Dude’s been MIA every night this week. It’s like he’s got a secret life or somethin’."
Rogue raised an eyebrow. "Now that ya mention it, he has been actin’ weird. Always sneaking off after dinner."
Gambit leaned back a bit, a sly grin spreading across his face.
"Maybe our fuzzy elf’s got himself a lady friend. Or a fella friend. Who knows"
The room erupted into giggles.
"Kurt? Hes so innocent I doubt it- I mean.." Rouge waved off, but even by the tone of her voice she wasn't sure.
Now the whole team quiet as they thought, Scott adjusted his visor, trying to look serious.
"If Kurt’s seeing is someone, it’s his business. We shouldn’t pry though."
Jean elbowed him gently. "Oh, come on, Scott. You’re not even a little curious?"
Morph, now in the form of a Professor Plum smiled, "I say we investigate. Whoever finds out who Kurt’s been sneaking off with wins... uh, bragging rights!"
"Welp I'm disqualified" Jean mumbled as she knew that her abilities would take away the fun.
"And," Gambit added, his eyes gleaming with mischief, "a week off from Danger Room duty. Losers cover the winner’s shifts."
And just like that-
The bet was on.
Rogue in the Kitchem with a Poptart
Rogue decided to take the direct approach.
She cornered Kurt in the kitchen after breakfast, her arms crossed and a smirk on her face.
"Alright, sugar, spill it. Where ya been runnin’ off to every night?"
Kurt, who was munching on what remained of a stray cherry poptart choked at the bluntness.
"Ach, Rogue! I-uh-just been... training! Ja, traininc. Lots of it."
Rogue narrowed her eyes.
"Trainin’, huh? At midnight? and Ive never seen the Danger Room active thag late-"
"Welp that's what's going on- Bye!"
Kurt said suddently as he tossed the poptart at her andteleported away in that very second, leaving Rouge with a scrunched up face and a half eaten poptart jn her hands.
Jubilee in the Gardens with a Coat
Jubilee decided to tail Kurt like a spy.
She donned a trench coat and sunglasses as she went behind trees and trail the male as he walked through the gardens as if looking for something.
However whenever she thought she was getting close enough to do something- he teleported to a different part of the gardens.
"Fuck-"
She hissed as she attempted to keep up, rushing through the brush of freshly watered grass which lead to- Well her sliding face first into the Mud with a loud yelp.
....
Hearing soft footsteps Jubilee looked up to See Kurt smiling down at her, knowing immediately that he knew she had been following him.
"Nice try mein Freund."
Kurt said cheerfully teleporting away with a laugh leaving Jubilee there in the mud.
Morph in the Study with the Teacup
Morph had this in the Bag- They knew this would be it-
Transforming into a Teacup knowing that Kurt always had tea in the Study at this hour. Wiggling their way amongst the others and almost giddy.
Waiting calmly and right on Cue- Kurt walked into the kitchen grabbing a tray and some snacks to put on it as he set a pot to boil.
Opening up the cabinets to select the cups, Kurt grabbing his normal one before picking up Morph and looking the cup over.
"Das hier ist süß"
He mumbled, clearly having someone in mind on his selection Morph and set them on the tray next to the tea snacks and now pot of tea.
Kurt Looked around hesitantly as if expected one of them to pop up- before walking into the Study and grabbing the tea pot beginning to pour into both cups-
..... "AHHHH!!"
Morph yelled out before shifting out of the cup form and jumping up and down in pain. Kurt standing there like he was seconds from a heart attack before Glaring at Morph. Who looked at the other with a smile-
"Sooo About that-"
Morph started before Kurt pointed to the door of the study, his tail flicking behind him in clear annoyance. Morph silently walking out with his head down-
Scott in the Danger Room with a pebble
Scott had head how, well Unhappy Kurt seemed to be getting-
Especially after Morphs little stunt.
So he tried a different approach, As the team practiced in the Danger Room. He happened to be the closest to Kurt in the moment as he blasted some of the Holograms holding his visor.
"Hey Kurt- I just wanted to extend a bit of a.. olive branch Fuzzy- The team has just been curious and-"
He shot another one of the decoys as Kurt moved from a attack from one of the fake robots.
"They Just want to know who it i-"
A pebble hit Scott perfectly on the side of his head incredibly hard. Making the male look to Kurt who had clearly throw it- paired with the nastiest Glare he had ever seen on Kurt's face with his tail flicking behind him so hard it cut the air.
"..Drop. It."
Kurt growled out- Scott clearly surprised and gave a soft nod.
"Copy-"
Remy in the Hallway with a Boot
Remy sat there in his room, trying to think over how to get Kurt- It had been almost impossible to find the blue teleporting all day-
Seemingly having vanished after Scott's attempt which from what was told- Kurt was now royally pissed off.
'This was harder then I thought'
Getting up from bed he decided some water- walking down the hall with hands in his sweatpant pockets pondering to himself some ideas of where to even find him when he heard it- giggling and hushed voices?.. and he defiently reconizing one of them.
Looking at were he was near he saw it was your room-
He ranked through his brain as he thought back to your name- (Y/N)? If he remembered correctly the sweet mutant who worked as a Understudy of Dr. McCoy.
He gave it another second before hearing another sound of a second voice- fairly sure it was speaking in german, Remy stepped close pressing his ear to the door he listened in.
He heard your voice first in a clearly flirtatious way- followed by Kurt’s flustered German murmurs and giggles.
Remy’s eyes widened as he realized what was happening- or what he was hearing the 'after' of. In his shock, he leaned too hard on the door, which swung open suddently.
The scene before him was... Well Damn.
"What the Fuck!" You yell out, bright red seated on the bed, covered in hickies, bites and desperately trying to pull the blanket over yourself in a attempt for modesty.
Kurt jumping from yhe bed as he fumbling with his clothes while yelling in a mix of German and English.
"Remy! What are you—ach, du lieber Gott! OUT!-"
Gambit, recovering quickly, burst into laughter.
"Oh, mon ami, Getting it in on!!"
He backed out of the room, still cackling before a boot was thrown at him square in the nose and he ran as fast as he could while still laughing.
Hearing the angry sounds of Kurt- Not knowing German but knew the sounds of someone prepared to kick his ass and cursing him out.
The Livingroom
Remy sat on the couch of the livingroom- Still holding the ice pack on his blackeye as the others sat around as well-
...
Rouge rubbing her temple feeling quite guilty she had pushed her poor brother this far- And also absolutely humiliating the both of you by Remy little stunt.
"So you mean to tell me, You guys went so far to drive Kurt to actually attack one of you-"
Jean said with a smile as she looked at each one of them.
"And Just to find out Kurt was gonna tell you guys anyway at this next game night and wanted to invite them- (Y/N) was just being shy"
She mused, Sipping her water with a giggle Earning a half hearted Glare from Scott who deflated and nodded, Jubilee seated next to Morph as they seemed just as drained and nodding quietly.
"And now all of you guys gotta do all of Kurt's Danger Room duty for the next 6 months, and his chores AND pay for their next date nights for the month- Hope it was worth it"
Remy was the first to speak up pulling the pack from his eye.
"No- No it was not.. "
Thank you so much for creating this amazing series! Your art and writing have always given me so much inspiration and courage to work on and post some of my projects, I hope that I can continue to retain that courage to show more of my own work! I hope that you have a wonderful break and see you in 2026!
-Sincerely, Madam Witch
Now that Underverse 0.8 Part 1 is finally out, it’s time for me to step back and take a break from the series. It’s a bittersweet decision... seeing the amazing reaction to this episode makes me want to dive right into animating the next parts. But I know if I do, I’ll fall back into the same cycle of emotional burnout I’ve faced over the years. To break that draining routine, I need to stop for a moment. Underverse will be on HIATUS FOR 1 YEAR AND A HALF.
HOWEVER! I’m not disappearing entirely! I’ll still be working on the XTALE 21 YEARS comic, hosting Ask the Xtale Gang events, and occasionally creating short animated content. This break will also give me a chance to focus on my original project, METADORA.
I’d be lying if I say I'm a little worried about people forgetting the series during the hiatus. But I need this break, and I can’t thank you all enough for your continued support and encouragement. Even during tough times, knowing that this project was born from a mix of improvisation and silliness, has brought joy and inspiration to so many people reminds me of my purpose in this world. And I want to keep doing that until the end.
I hope to return with renewed passion and strength to finish this journey that has taught me so much not only as an artist, but as a person as well.
Thank you for being with me.
See you until 2026.
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For the dear X-Men fans that came in through 97 (or the movies) and are confused as to where to start the comics! Don't let the internet fool you, there is only one way and it is by starting with Giant size X-Men #1 (1975). No I am not kidding, it truly is the only right way to get the full story😭 (unless you want to go ALL THE WAY to 1963, I don't necessarily think it's that vital)
This is me trying to keep ppl from making the same mistake I did, starting with wheadon's astonishing X-Men ☠️
Here is a very useful pic of what to read next 💞 good luck!
This is to get ALL the context and major story arcs still referenced today. So I believe it to be vital for the other eras. (I don't know how you can fully understand jean and Scott's relationship today without having read inferno or dark phoenix for example)
Now, If you just wanna read for one specific character, that's a different story! Character specific reading guides that concentrate on the important issues across time exist! Look for those they're very useful <3
Guide made by: https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/s/z1xNhqPXtv
https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s/ChkpOJbXED
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