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I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

Best santa ever

Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester

Real life Bad Santa doesn't f*ck about!

A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

I love it this

I CAN’T DRAW SHITT TODAY >:D !! …….. or even write

I ain’t seeing any of ya’ll slippers

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

Made a smol comic for TomTord lovers;3 <3 Also instagram 7k special! <3  Hope you like!

Man those people are jerks, ruining that poor puppies photo. Such shame.

Professional photo bomber

Dang

Hey kiddos, this is a bad ide… Oh wow

Yes

Listen Guys…

I LOVE the soulmate trope where the soulmate’s name is written on their mate’s skin in their hand writing. But seriously? ALL of you have that in their best writing? Where is my story about someone with a doctor soulmate, who can’t read the name if their life depended on it? Where is my story where the illegible writing leads to low key anger that explodes when their mate finds them? WHERE ARE THEY?

Example:

“Oh my god! Did you say your name Wade Wilson? As in Wade Winston Wilson? Dude you’re my soulmate!”

*growls* “So you’re the little shit who couldn’t write if his life depended on it? You just had to be a doctor! Fucking fantastic! Thirty years with goddamn squiggle on my arm! Where the hell did you learn to write? Huh Dr. Webs?”