Best Santa Ever

Best santa ever

A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

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6 years ago

Can we just ignore people’s skin color?

I feel like a lot people actually do judge people on skin color. Wether it’s white, black, and or etc how about we just ignore our skin color and judge people by their contents of their character not their skin.

It’s really sad that we are still struggling with this.

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

7 years ago

Good to know

Things People Don’t Tell You about Pet Birds

Here’s a list of things nobody told me before I got my bird.  You’re welcome to fact check and add your own experiences!  I hope this helps someone!

Possibly disturbing images of animal neglect below.

NEVER get a pet bird who lives alone a mirror for their cage.  They can choose their own reflection as a mate, which needless to say isn’t healthy and can be extremely sexually frustrating.  It’s much healthier to get even small birds foraging toys to entertain them.

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BAD!

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GOOD!

ALL birds need lots of social interaction if they’re going to remain mentally healthy!  This is especially important for birds that live in large groups in the wild like cockatoos, finches, and parakeets, but also true for “loner” birds like Senegals and African Greys.  Without the proper social interactions (hours a day with people or other birds) birds can get bored and pick up destructive habits like feather pulling, biting, and screaming, and even develop mental illnesses like depression or anxiety.  Yes, even parakeets.

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Feather pulling removes a bird’s main way of staying warm, which can lead to life threatening things like hypothermia.

Parrot’s body temperatures are around 103 degrees Fahrenheit, much higher than humans, and largely thermoregulate through their feet.  Because of that and their small body size, they can get hyper or hypothermia fairly easily when compared to humans.  In hot months it’s important to provide them with a shallow dish of water they can cool off in, and in cold months, a heating pad or perch they can sit on to keep warm.  Parrots do best in a stable, relatively warm environment; while they can take slight changes, drastic changes in temperature can be very detrimental. Non-tropical/arid birds are a bit different from what I hear, so can’t really talk about them.

Parrot beaks constantly grow, so it’s important to provide lots of chewing fodder (I like to call them sacrifices) for your parrot to chew on or get their beaks trimmed by a professional.  

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These can be hard calcium treats, wood, and other natural materials.  Some can be plastic but I wouldn’t recommend those as they can be swallowed and impede digestion or become a choking hazard.

Birds are prey animals!  They’re typically very nervous because they’ve been hardwired for centuries to be on the lookout for things that want to eat them.  They’ll get nervous around new things, strange noises, and new people.  They can learn to overcome some fears by careful desensitization, lots of social interaction, and a calm, careful owner.  It’s VERY important to keep them away from predatory animals (dogs, cats, etc.), as it can cause unnecessary stress on the animals.  If they absolutely have to interact, do so in a controlled environment and with one or both in separate carriers, cages, or pens.  Know your animals, pay careful attention to their body language, and be prepared to step in if either looks stressed or aggressive.

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My parrot Apollo meeting my friend’s cat, the right way.

Just like humans, birds have dietary needs that must be met if they’re to remain healthy.  A few of the most important are Vitamin D (sunlight!), calcium (especially important in hens), and protein (required to grow healthy beaks, claws, and feathers).  The easiest ways to take care of the first two is to provide your bird with lots of sunlight (direct or indirect depends on the bird) and a constant supply of cuttlebones or calcium treats.  There are several different diet plans out there for all kinds of birds, but all agree that birds CANNOT live off nothing but seeds.  This can cause fatty liver disease and early death, even in otherwise healthy birds.  All parrots are usually fed a diet of pellets, fruits, and vegetables, but the ratios really depend on who you ask.

Here’s a few food pyramids for parrots:

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Birds absolutely CANNOT be fed:

Avocados

Caffeine

Chocolate

Any greasy, salty chips/popcorn or any processed “human food” 

Dairy

Alcohol (I shouldn’t have to say this)

Apple seeds

Feel free to add on

Before you feed your bird ANYTHING, please look it up and make sure it’s safe!

6 years ago

A blessing

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

7 years ago

Billdip is one of those ships that has many versions of itself and I do agree that some versions of th ship is indeed pedophila and sometimes/a lot of times abusive but what about the versions that have dipper at the age of consent(or older) and make the relationship between bill and dipper none abusive 🤔

Pedophilia is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

Rape is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

Incest is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

Abuse is bad. This is not up for debate. This should not be controversial.

7 years ago

Omfg

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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6 years ago

Yessss

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

7 years ago

This is amazing

Dashie!

Dashie!

7 years ago

Dang

Hey kiddos, this is a bad ide… Oh wow

7 years ago

I wish this was real

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