It’s Hot Bears In Ponytails Day At The Sam’s Club, And I’m Not Okay About It.

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I just cleared out the Floating Colosseum in Tears of the Kingdom for the first time.

Considering writing something about the area in which that experience happened… not the process of killing 5 of God’s (Read: Eiji Aonuma) hottest creations.

This game is amazing, and I will continue to be autistic about it.

i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

Am I gonna silently read erotic fanfiction in the corner of the bagel store while I wait for my sammiches?

Why wouldn’t I?

Larry’s just bat-shit crazy strong, so he’s a security measure against Area Zero. Thus the location of his gym.

His jobs are as an office worker (probably does filing for the E4 or something), gym leader, and E4 combat member.

Something that Larry’s “I’ll be trying my hand at flying-types” dialogue brings up is a theory I’ve had for a good while now, that Gym Leaders and E4 members don’t get to use their real teams to face trainers. They might get to pick their ace or their favorite member to theme their team around, but they have to be manageable for trainers going through their Gym Challenges. It explains why the player never becomes a gym leader or league member outside of Alola, where they’re still figuring everything out.

I think Larry managed to sweep the gym challenge and elite four with just his Staraptor, which is why it’s on both of his teams, and this both impressed and infuriated Geeta to the point of instant Gym Leader status.

Larry Dialogue that Raises my Eyebrows

Am I supposed to be getting the implication that the Elite Four battle is just a BREAK to him? Larry what are you implying, what is your 3rd job

Why does he act like he’s so inexperienced with Flying Types, when he’s been an Elite Four member (who masters their typing) for a while?!?

Why is the Treasure Eatery an option for the Player and Nemona’s final battle, and not like, any other gym?!? WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN

Whyyy is his head turned (it’s funny tbh) and whyy is Medali the closest place to Area Zero?!?! I Am Going Insane

WHY DOES GEETA NOT LIKE LARRY?! In the interview with her, Larry is the only gym leader she responds negatively to. Yet he’s a Gym Leader AND an Elite Four member- she has the power to get rid of him considering she does Gym Inspections. Like???

I know I’m probably Overthinking, but that’s just who I am and thinking about Larry makes me go insane. He’s so cryptic but SO NORMAL simultaneously

Akechi: It’s not like that…

Sojiro: Then why does he call you babygirl?

in a rush

Going to social event as a couple for the thirst time  ✨✨✨

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

Hey Zenkichi, it’s okay if you’re a furry & are sad that your outfit is a fake Zorro instead of a fursuit, you can tell us.

not all have emojis but