Am I Gonna Silently Read Erotic Fanfiction In The Corner Of The Bagel Store While I Wait For My Sammiches?

Legend of Zelda Headcanon:

All of the monsters in Breath of the Wild had wildly different and varying colors before being taken over by malice. After the goo took them over, it sorted them based on strength, and assigned easily readable colors to each power level so that Ganon could tell what strength of troop he’s watching at a glance.

Bokoblins, Moblins, and Hinox had more earthy toned skin, with greens, browns, and grays mixed together to help them camouflage and hunt better than the Crayola Red and Blue colors do.

Lizals and Keese underwent very little change in their coloration, though they were made more vibrant by the malice to more easily distinguish between the types.

Wizzrobes probably didn’t exist before the calamity started, though if they did, they underwent almost no changes.

Lynels got it bad though. The colors in their manes and the variation in their horse halves were wildly variable, with the mane having almost no limits as to what you could see, and the horse half only really restricting to the types of patterns naturally appeared. The markings on Lynels in game, rather than being a naturally occurring thing in the species, is a twist the malice pulled with Lynel’s tattoos and markings of pride, turning them into standard and uniform scrawls while on free Lynels, no too had the same tattoos and each mark really meant something.

Does this raise canon problems?

Absolutely.

I will not change my mind.

How about, as an ice breaker, we play a little

Never Have I Ever!

Ask me "Never have I ever -blank-", and I'll tell you the story if I have!

So, for example, a question might be "Never have I ever seen a legendary"! :D

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More baby Mel but with parents QUQ

Tauros and/or Dodrio, dealer’s choice!

Reblog this with a pokemon and I will EITHER tell you

mythology surronding that pokemon

A supernatural experience I've had with that pokemon

A cryptid variant of that pokemon

don't worry mario, once you get to know him he's actually just a big pspspussy

I see Jimmy as Blue and Yellow at the same time, like an awful tie-dye mess underneath his too-big leather jacket and transition glasses.

Important question:

When colour coding characters, certain choices are obvious (grian = red, martyn = lime, Scott = cyan/teal) but I want to know where you fall on colour coding Mr Jimmy Solidarity.

This is something I’ve seen a lot of with the Bad Boys on if they’re a red-green-yellow trio (like The Heathers from Heathers) or a red-green-blue trio (like Alvin and The Chipmunks from Alvin and The Chipmunks)

Because I’m one hand, Blue for his current skin + old skin as well as it being most of his branding. On the other hand, yellow for his canary curse.

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Going to social event as a couple for the thirst time  ✨✨✨

something to color for one of my sponsors <3

 juvenile lynel, it’s guardian, and a beast master