Dragons Like To Keep Their Treasures Safe

Am I gonna silently read erotic fanfiction in the corner of the bagel store while I wait for my sammiches?

Why wouldn’t I?

The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a weird magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary.

A zoologist is taken by aliens and told to give a presentation on the animals of Earth. Turns out, Earth animals are absolutely mortifying.

Easy contender for “world’s most divorced man” award.

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Me the hell too, WD…

Who could have thought

your idea that Chara is representative of an average RPG player & the alarm clock dialogues revealing they were a stickler for efficiency, have lead me to the conclusion that Chara is a speedrunner

chara the speedrunner x asriel/flowey the completionist. fucked up viddy game babies but for completely opposite reasons

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

Hey Zenkichi, it’s okay if you’re a furry & are sad that your outfit is a fake Zorro instead of a fursuit, you can tell us.