Take Me Back To November 2020.

no former gifted kid has all three:

heterosexual and cisgender

neurotypical

can read a whole book

ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his automail arm, didn't know he committed alchemy's greatest taboo

fuck hookup culture fuck dating fuck meet cutes i just need to find someone who won't run away in terror when i inevitably transform into an enormous fearsome beast who really just needs someone to see my razor sharp fangs and anguished howls and gently place their hand on my snout and tell me they still love me

She's still getting used to being an aunt

When your wife tells you that you killed all her suitors in her dream in which you were also an eagle and them geese, you do not say "that's a weirdly specific dream", you say "there is no way of twisting this dream to give some other meaning. Those suitors are soooo doomed. None shall escape the death which is their fate."

Consent Education.

Much like Darth Vader, I too have an unhealthy obsession with Obi-Wan Kenobi. I mean have you seen him

the destruction of knowledge and culture

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

do NFT people know that picrew is free