After Watching This Year's Game Awards, I've Come To The Conclusion That I Just Spent ~4 Hours Watching

So, were any of you going to tell me that hatsune miku is the voice of nyan cat or was i just supposed to have already known that?

i read this to the tune of Bergentrückung from undertale and anyone who knows why is equally cursed with knowledge

Fingers in my mouth. Fingers in my mouth now please. Have you considered shoving your fingers in my mouth? Hey you know what would be cool-

thinking about this again

Is sharpie mtg a form of blackout poetry? It's definitely an art form, but to what extent?

Like, why do we have 7 days of 10% off, instead of 1 day of 70% off? Oh wait. Capitalism. Riiiight.

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.

Tumblr is if the game of mao was a website

Remember, the only difference between a fed and FexEx is that when you kill a FedEx driver you get to take two prize cards instead of one.

Someone get the lettuce ready

i love transgender 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Twitter should have an @everyone feature. This would only make things better and cause no issues whatsoever.