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I summon you to fulfill your oath

hi tumblr im back (thank u to oomf for putting me on this)

I like to play a game, called "how little effort can i put into my post without it being noticeable.

Six stone cards

Thinking about Balatro and imagining a joker that lets you play 6 cards at a time.

2 triplets

6 of a kind

Flush 6

Flush/Straight extra

I swear trans girls only ever have 1 of 3 thoughts, and this is all of them

40 kilos of uranium 235 appears on your doorstep, how do you proceed?

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Me when i want to counter a creature or aura spell for 2 mana

Meaaaaaaow

meow chain. you can also woof or make whatever sound you like to make. I'll go first

mroww

Like, the melting of the ice caps means a lot more when the people making the decisions about them directly suffer the consequences.

the easiest way to stop global warming woulf be to force all the billionares to live in antarctica

I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.

This is true, i was there

Hey…. Did you know miku is trans. she told me herself im not lying