I Swear Trans Girls Only Ever Have 1 Of 3 Thoughts, And This Is All Of Them

Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.

Friendly reminder/lifehack

If you order pizza, (especially from dominos), do it on a day that isn't a weekend, and not around dinnertime. Picture the toy aisle full of buzz lightyears, where each buzz is saying "Friday night Pizza night!" If each of those buzz lightyears represent an average pizza order, (two pizzas + a random side item), the wait time will be measured in the hours, as opposed to ordering a pizza at 3pm on a tuesday, which will take significantly less time.

I see people often talking about how fast food workers deserve more respect, and should be seen as fellow humans, but people often forget that notion as soon as their food is on the line. As someone who used to work for dominos (and left on good terms with them), I have seen it way too often where people call to ask about their food, and why it's taking us so long, despite the fact that they ordered right in the busiest part of the week, which they see as our fault. (also, unless you ordered delivery, try to avoid calling to ask about your food, it just makes it take longer to get back to making it)

One last thing: dominos runs coupons often, usually with some pretty banger deals, but they often result in some pretty long wait times. If you place a timed order a few days after the coupon ends, you pay using the deal, but get the food on a less busy day.

What's with the period of time between 2000 and 2009 where the shorthand for the year sucks to use? Like, i'm sure nobody remembers 9/11 as the event that happened in twenty 01, but twenty eleven is a completely reasoble way to refer to that year?

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?

You know how at gift shops they have various merch with various common english names on them (Except for mine of course)? And there's always one that says "They didn't have my name"? They should do that but with pronoun pins.

yhe gort! 🐖

So, were any of you going to tell me that hatsune miku is the voice of nyan cat or was i just supposed to have already known that?

if i had a dollar for every dumb u were, i'd have a bank account

Me when i want to counter a creature or aura spell for 2 mana

if boobs are so great, why dont they make a second one?