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Is that why my ice cream joker loses 5 chips each hand?

If I had to guess, it was probably the colon that got it denied. like, that's not a character you can get on a license plate i think. imagine how funny it would be if you were trying to record someone's plate number, and it's just a series of colons and semicolons. I would just quit driving if that happened to me.

Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

What's with the period of time between 2000 and 2009 where the shorthand for the year sucks to use? Like, i'm sure nobody remembers 9/11 as the event that happened in twenty 01, but twenty eleven is a completely reasoble way to refer to that year?

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I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

i read this to the tune of Bergentrückung from undertale and anyone who knows why is equally cursed with knowledge

Fingers in my mouth. Fingers in my mouth now please. Have you considered shoving your fingers in my mouth? Hey you know what would be cool-

I do like how they talk about how they will "never grow eyelashes" while using a picture of someone with eyelashes.

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

Deltarune + silksong announced on the same day is cool and all, but we have the ability to make this another barbenheimer. A deltasong if you will.

Thanks! Huge shoutout to you too!

huge shoutout to trees and also rain

New years resolurion:

1: post with more typos

2: my gay gay