You See., Trump Is Called A Dictator. Because He Puts His Dick. In The Potater

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC .......

Balatro is if a pyramid scheme about selling crack was a game.

There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.

Proceed

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

I am unkillable in the sense of i haven't been killed yet, and if i've made it this long, something has to be up.

Nyaaaaaaaa~ :3

If I had to guess, it was probably the colon that got it denied. like, that's not a character you can get on a license plate i think. imagine how funny it would be if you were trying to record someone's plate number, and it's just a series of colons and semicolons. I would just quit driving if that happened to me.

Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

So, were any of you going to tell me that hatsune miku is the voice of nyan cat or was i just supposed to have already known that?

Why are shut down and shut up not opposites? Who designed that?

What's yalls most legendary spelling mistake, ill go first.

I once wrote opposite as poopsite when making a presentation for someone else to present, and somehow didn't notice until they were in the middle of presenting.

Saying "It's true, i was there" is the single funniest thing to add to an argument, with it getting funnier the less "there" you could have been