A U T I S M
(people with autism can't understand hidden meanings so when someone says 'its hot on the bottom' and they really mean 'grab it by the handles' autistic people can't understand that)
(I love explaining things, let me have this)
Denzel: It's hot on the bottom, don't drop it..
Ace: *Reaches forward*
Riddle: *Sighs, shaking his head*
Denzel: No! It's hot on the bottom...
Ace: *Reaches forward again*
Trey: *Chuckles* Ace-
Denzel: *Moves his hands away* ITS HOT ON THE BOTTOM!!!!!
Denzel: *Holds the pan out*
Ace: *Reaches for the bottom*
Denzel: *Stares with wide eyes*
Maria: *Giggles*
Deuce: *Sighs* I'll take it..
Denzel: *Passes it to Deuce*
Deuce: *Takes the pan by the handles, carrying it away*
@queen-of-twisted
Happy end of pride month
I will now stop being queer and die in a hole
HI HI IM IDIA/AZUL/JAMIL ASK ANON AGAIN the hcs you made are so cute like. Acsflmffrd actually. Also yes I LOVE AQUARIUM FROM AO3 i discovered it a couple weeks ago, and the amount of times ive reread my fav chapters. delicious MM
if y dont mind me asking again.. can i ask for vil/jack? maybe i havent been looking hard enough but this seems like more of a rare pair, which surprises me because the potential is SO THERE, beauty and the beast vibes are insane. yeah srrey for rambling AHAhaha
AHHHH OMG I FOUND YOUUUU
I was so worried you would never see my post :(((
Anyways I won't be doing this as a romantic pairing since Vil is Canonically 18 and Jack is 16 which makes it Illegal:( But I'll do them Platonically!
(I operate by the motto: If the grades don't touch. Neither do you.)
Headcanons!
It's canon that they were childhood friends so-
They built Snowman together every time it snowed regardless of how tiny the snowman ended up
Vil helped teach Jack's lil sister how to catch fireflies and she laughed like the baby laugh babies do and it was the cutest thing EVER(totally not based on my experiences)
Jack was Vil's little protector.
Vil did not need protecting.
Eric Venue(Vil's father) was like Jacks second father.
Eric was always there after a long day in the snow with two piping hot cups of cocoa
Nowadays Jack and Vil and a little distant but they've stayed close
They meet up every morning to run together (Canon)
Vil helps Jack with schoolwork whenever he needs it
Vil comes over to Savanaclaw and once he leaves Ruggie is just like "So who's your friend! He was so sweetš"
Jack was flabbergasted.
Apparently since Ruggie grew up in the slums he's never seen any of Vil's movies.
Leona hates it.
They're so besties coded
(Authors Note: Sorry I couldn't do it romantically it just makes me uncomfortable :( )
Yo do you have any anons? Would you like one?
ANYWHOM I'm curious about, like, do you ship anyone or is shipping not your piece of cake? Also do you have any headcanons on who has the most interesting/cute relationship (platonic or romantic or whatever) in the cast
(e.g. Deuce and Epel being besties won't leave my brain. Deuce is so earnest a lot of the time, and they're both down to fight someone if they cross a line, and I just think they're a really cool pair. Granted, I do think that all of the first year squad would be super cool in terms of friendship dynamics. I just think they're neat haha)
- š anon (if you're cool with me giving myself a lil anon name lol)
Hi š! (That's your name now)
(I want to take this moment to say that I will write headcanons for ships if asked unless they're like. Proships. I don't do that.)
I do ship. I ship lots. I'll list my Major ships! And my Major Friendships. I ship more than these but these are the biggest ones.
Romantic Ships:
Trey/Jade (Two faced vice housewardens. Jade falls first Trey falls harder)
Leona/Malleus (Rivals to Lovers. Enemies to Friends to Lovers. Malleus falls first Leona falls harder.)
Azul/Jamil (Academic Rivals AND Lovers. Azul falls first Jamil falls harder)
Vil/Rook (Eros and Psyche. Rook falls first Vil falls harder)
Idia/Leona (āØMental Illness⨠Idia falls first Leona falls harder)
Platonic Ships:
Ace & MC
First Years
Deuce & Epel (EpelJuiceEpelJuiceEpelJuice)
Trey & Ace (Ace is Homesick and Misses his older brother. Bam! Trey.)
Leona & Jack
Azul & Idia
Jamil & Ace
Basketball Club
Vil/Rook & Epel (this is a family.)
Rook & Trey
Malleus & Sebek
Sebek & Ace
Diasomnia. (Again. A family)
Authors Note: Request Ship headcanons! Even if they're not on this list!! I'm a multishipper!!! Romantic or Platonic!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Ok so. I'm working on Flash Headcanons for Gender but... I don't know that many genders. So in the meantime...
(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)
Heartslabyul
(ft. Che'nya and MC)
Riddle: What does 'take out' mean?
Trey: Food.
Deuce: Dating
Cater: Murder
Ace: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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(At 3am)
Riddle, after drinking too much coffee: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Ace: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Deuce: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Cater: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Ace: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Deuce: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Cater: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Trey, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Riddle: Are any of you d-
Cater: Depressed?
Trey: Drained?
Deuce: Dumb?
Ace: Disliked?
Riddle: -done with Professor Crewel's homework... what is wrong with you people...
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(During winter break Riddle attempts to talk to his mother. It doesn't go well.)
Riddle: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Deuce: Several traffic violations.
Ace: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Cater: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Trey: Also, thatās not our car.
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Trey: Nothing in life is free.
Deuce: Love is free!
Cater: Adventure is free.
Riddle: Knowledge is free.
Ace: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
(Trey was not amused)
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Trey, talking about Che'nya: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Cater: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Riddle: In our pantry!
Trey: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Cater: Is your friend here?
Trey, motioning to Che'nya's floating head: Yeah.
Ace, to Che'nya: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Deuce: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in... about a few months- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Deuce, to Ace and MC: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN ?!
Deuce: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Deuce, to Ace and Mc: YOU FUCKINĀ BASTARDS
Ace: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT-
MC: THEĀ PRESTIGE!
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Deuce: Iām an idiot.
Ace:
Riddle:
Cater:
Trey:
MC:
Deuce:
Ace: If youāre waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Ace: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Riddle: Have everyone stand.
Deuce: Bring three more chairs!
Cater: The most important ones can sit down.
Trey, quietly: Kill three.
Everyone: ... :0
(unhinged Trey gives me fuel)
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Riddle: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Trey: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Deuce: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Cater: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Ace: My moral code, is that you?
Riddle:
Riddle: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my father gave me but do you guys need a hug?
(Dad Rosehearts is a good father agenda.)
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Riddle: What did you guys get in your yearbook? I got 'most likely to succeed'
Ace, confused: 'Prettiest Smile'
Cater, totally not bitter: 'Nicest Personality'
Deuce, also bitter: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Trey: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Trey: Whatās something you guys are better than Riddle at?
Deuce: Mario Kart.
Cater: Yeah, video games.
Ace: Emotional vulnerability.
(That's a lie Ace. No one in NRC is good at that.)
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Riddle, trying his best: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Cater: To theĀ town?
Riddle: Yeah, no matter what!
Trey: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Riddle: I... I don't know!
Ace: Oh come off it, be serious!
Riddle: IĀ amĀ serious!
Ace: You'reĀ insane!
Deuce: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Riddle: What???
Deuce: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Ace, panicked: YOU'REĀ ALLĀ INSANE!
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Riddle: Looking left cause you donāt treat me right
Ace: Looking right because you left
Deuce: Looking up cause you let me down
Cater: Looking down cause you fucked up
Trey, just trying to bake/ confused on how they got Riddle into this: What is wrong with you guys
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MC: Weāve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Deuce will and will not eat.
Ace: Grass? Yes!
Cater: Moss? Yes!!
MC: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Cater: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ace: Worms? Sometimes!
MC: Rocks? Usually nah.
Ace: Twigs? Usually!
Cater: Riddle's cooking? Inconclusive...
Trey: How did you⦠test this?
Ace: You just hand them stuff and say āeat thisā and if they eat it, they eat it.
Trey: ... I donāt know how to feel about this.
Riddle: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Trey, trying to convince Riddle to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Ace: And strict!
Deuce: And grumpy!
Ace: And oblivious to reality!
MC, bitter from Riddle insulting them in chapter one: And a fucking ASSHOLE.
Trey:
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Deuce: Why isnāt the statue smirking at me?
Ace: It isnāt smirking at anyone, theyāre all just imagining it.
Riddle: Three of us saw it, Ace. How do you explain that?
Ace: points at Trey Sleep deprivation. points at MC Paranoia. points at Cater Delusional personality disorder.
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(Playing one of those card games like cards against humanity)
Riddle, reading off the card: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ace: Rude.
Deuce: Thatās fair.
Cater: Not again.
Trey: Are you going to want this back?
Riddle:
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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?
Trey: They're playing hide and seek.
Riddle: Where?
Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.
(Riddle with his lack of childhood)
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(Authors Note: Hope you enjoy this while I figure out both their gender and my own...)
I have decided that my Content will be Twisted Wonderland as it is my current hyperfixation (Subject to change)
(Authors Note: this post is longggg)
Stuff about it (and me ig):
Hi I'm Raggs I use They/them pronouns. That's it.
Asks are: OPEN
I do Headcanons! Yay!
Romantic and Platonic headcanons between any number of characters.
Flash headcanons! For random headcanons or prompts like, Sexuality, Gender, relationship with another character, Angst stuff, fluff stuff, reactions to a scenario, etc. (Be creative! Even if it's not here I'll do it.)
Character's & OC (I might do this as a ship. Maybe. I'll have to know about the character.)
Characters & MC
Any characters this includes Staff, NPC's, (Deuce's Mom, Cheka, Farena, Etc.) Neige and Chenya.
Nsfw (Even if the character is an adult)
Characters/Reader (I cannot write this. It will turn out a mess)
Oc/Reader (^)
Characters/MC
Female MC (I struggle with writing this but I can try! I'll need a scenario though so unless specifically asked my MC will remain gender neutral)
Jamil/Kalim (I'm sorry I know it's a popular ship but 1. Gives me the ick 2. Kalim considers Jamil his brother (canon))
Third years/First years (if the grades don't touch neither do you.)
Teacher/Student (does this need explaining)
Leona/Ruggie(Leona is canonically an adult)
Leona/any second year(^)
Lilia/anyone(Grandpa..)
Ortho/anyone(Child. Baby. Robot?)
Anyone/Lucius(Will do platonically?)
Ace Trappola
Trey Clover
Leona Kingscholar
Azul Ashengrotto
Jamil Viper
Vil Sh- (I cannot spell his last name)
Idia Shroud
Sebek Zigvolt
Grim
(in case you didn't notice I named at least one person from each dorm also I love all the characters these are just my favs)
Danganronpa (V2 and V3)
Fanganronpa's such as:
Danganronpa Despair Time
Danganronpa: Heartless Deceit
Brave Danganronpa: Cowards Paradise
Project: Eden's Garden
(And more. Soon. After I'm done procrastinating watching them)
Hermitcraft
Empires SMP
The entire Third Life series
Minecraft: Story Mode
Spider-Man (Spiderverse and Tom Holland's)
Project: Sekai
Bungo Stray Dogs
Sk8 the Infinity
Haikyuu (not caught up)
My Hero Academia(not caught up)
Epithet Erased
Genshin Impact
Honkai: Star Rail
Weak Hero (Webtoon)
Unordinary (Also Webtoon)
Lost In Translation (Guess what? Webtoon)
Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint (NO SPOILERS)
Lout of the counts family's (again No. Spoilers.)
The S-Class I raised (please don't spoil)
K-pop? Ish? Recommend songs.
Fence (comics)
That's it.
I'll take requests for Headcanons and stuff!
Bye!
Floyd's gender is just that comic of Eggman asking Knuckles his pronouns (in Floyd's case tho he's 100% messing with people because at the end of the day Floyd identifies as A Menaceā¢ļø)
Is this it?? Also, yes.
hi!! i saw your jamil/azul/idia ship headcanons and i was wondering if you'd be open to writing some vil/idia headcanons? they're a bit of a rarepair which i think is a bit of a shame since they're pretty much my favorite twst ship!! if you don't like that ship it's okay if you make it platonic too.
HIIII I personally don't ship this so these headcanons might be sub-par but I'll try to make it cute!
Beauty and... Ok I don't really know. They've got something. No one on campus expects Vil shoeinheit(I CANT SPELL HIS LAST NAME) to end up dating IDIA. Out of all people, Idia? They'll get over it.
Ortho plays matchmaker.
Vil practically adopts Ortho.
Vil and Idia are that couple you'd never expect but they work so well it's a mystery.
Introvert/Extrovert :D
Vil does Idia lipstick and eyeliner.
Vil walks into the Idia's room after a long day and just- lays on the bed watching him game. No words. No thoughts. Just game.
Idia's ghost marriage suit was designed by Vil. (I don't know shit about that event.)
HE ASKED FOR NO. PICKLES.
Azul is so fed up with Idia's ranting (before Idia realized he had a crush) and just scream JUST ASK HIM OUT. Idia was shocked.
Promise rings. Expensive ones.
"I got you a gift~" "eh? Uh. Thank you!"
That gift cost enough for a month of groceries.
Idia falls first Vil falls harder.
(Authors Note: I hope you like these!!! These two have a vibe. Like. An aesthetic. Like- the bright hair and Idia's gaming lights. Theyre so neon.)
If I had a penny for everytime someone in the twst fandom called a teenager abusive or heartless, I'd be fucking filthy rich
I nominate this as the funniest comic on this app
Traumatizing experience
They/Them Currently Hyperfixating on: Twisted Wonderland Asks are: OPEN
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