I Will Do:

We should use AI better like for Mac and cheese. We need better Mac and cheese PLEASE

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

hi!! i saw your jamil/azul/idia ship headcanons and i was wondering if you'd be open to writing some vil/idia headcanons? they're a bit of a rarepair which i think is a bit of a shame since they're pretty much my favorite twst ship!! if you don't like that ship it's okay if you make it platonic too.

HIIII I personally don't ship this so these headcanons might be sub-par but I'll try to make it cute!

Beauty and... Ok I don't really know. They've got something. No one on campus expects Vil shoeinheit(I CANT SPELL HIS LAST NAME) to end up dating IDIA. Out of all people, Idia? They'll get over it.

Ortho plays matchmaker.

Vil practically adopts Ortho.

Vil and Idia are that couple you'd never expect but they work so well it's a mystery.

Introvert/Extrovert :D

Vil does Idia lipstick and eyeliner.

Vil walks into the Idia's room after a long day and just- lays on the bed watching him game. No words. No thoughts. Just game.

Idia's ghost marriage suit was designed by Vil. (I don't know shit about that event.)

HE ASKED FOR NO. PICKLES.

Azul is so fed up with Idia's ranting (before Idia realized he had a crush) and just scream JUST ASK HIM OUT. Idia was shocked.

Promise rings. Expensive ones.

"I got you a gift~" "eh? Uh. Thank you!"

That gift cost enough for a month of groceries.

Idia falls first Vil falls harder.

(Authors Note: I hope you like these!!! These two have a vibe. Like. An aesthetic. Like- the bright hair and Idia's gaming lights. Theyre so neon.)

Uhhhh How TF am I going to choose which character to do for the whumptober prompts? I'm indecisive help.

(the first prompt is Safety Net/ Swooning/ "How many fingers am I holding up?"

Floyd's gender is just that comic of Eggman asking Knuckles his pronouns (in Floyd's case tho he's 100% messing with people because at the end of the day Floyd identifies as A Menace™️)

Is this it?? Also, yes.

RESULTS CONCLUDED!!! I will be doing headcanons! (Unless requested something else for a prompt- I am a servant of the people.)

(sorry it's been a while. School started and I'm tired CONSTANTLY. Seriously not even coffee and an energy drink could fix me.)

So the @whumptober thing was posted and I don't know if I should do headcanons, little drabbles, or like a character analysis centering around the prompt. Or a mix?

shilver

SHILVER... but the banner features VIL somehow??? 😭 That would be Silver's name in an AU where he was sorted into Octavinelle 🤣 because "shill" means "an accomplice of a swindler who acts as an enthusiastic customer to entice or encourage others; a person who publicly helps or gives credibility to a person or organization without disclosing that they have a close relationship with said person or organization".

asdybayofqef Sebek has expressed in his Union Jacket vignettes that if he were to pick another dorm, he would select Octavinelle... so he can Shilver can be there together as Azul's new muscular bouncers www (I don't think Silver would be that useful of a salesman though, if White Rabbit Fest was of any indication:)

nsfw but it's just vargas standing on a swivel chair please 🙏🙏🙏

:0

I genuinely do not know if this is serious or not...

If yes, I don't do NSFW.

If joking, What- what is this referring to im- SWIVEL CHAIR?

When I prayed for requests I did NOT mean this.

Incorrect Quotes Part: 2!

(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)

Savannaclaw!

(ft: Idia/Malleus, MC, Cheka, & Farena)

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(Dorm dinnertimes.)

Ruggie: Jack, can you pass the salt?

Jack: Throws Leona across the table

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(Leona and Jack sitting in jail together)

Jack: So who should we call?

Leona: I’d call Ruggie, but I feel safer in jail

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(during a dorm party)

Leona: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Jack: You’re a hazard to society

Ruggie: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Jack: HELP! I TOLD RUGGIE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Leona, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

(HC: Leona can cook he just lacks motivation)

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Leona: I told Jack their tail wags when they lie.

Ruggie: Why?

Leona: Look.

Leona: Hey Jack! Do you love us?

Jack, holding their tail: No.

Ruggie:

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Ruggie: You have to apologize to Farena.

Leona: Fine.

Leona: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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(Babysitting...)

Leona: While I’m gone, Cheka, you’re in charge.

Cheka: Yes!!!

Leona, whispering: Ruggie, you’re secretly in charge.

Ruggie: Obviously.

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Leona, probably about like- Idia or Malleus?: They stole from me first!

Jack: Mhm.

Leona: Stole my heart...

Ruggie: It is still illegal to commit murder.

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Leona: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Jack: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Ruggie: Smad.

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Farena: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Leona: You were flirting with (Insert Farena wife name here.)

Farena: So what? Shes my Wife.

Leona: You asked them if they were single.

Farena:

Leona: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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Leona, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Jack: You did WHAT–

Ruggie: William Snakepeare

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Leona, talking about his lack of motivation: Sometimes I even drink milk straight out of the container!

Jack: The cow???

Leona: What?

Ruggie: Jack, W H Y?

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Leona: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Jack: Just rip the bandage off.

Leona: It’s Idia/Malleus.

Ruggie: Put the bandage back on.

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Jack: What time is it?

MC: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

MC: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune

Leona: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

MC: It’s 2 am

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Cheka, texting Leona: Unca! Help I’m being kidnapped

Leona: Where are you?

Cheka: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Leona: I’ll call Farena.

Farena, answering their phone: Y’ello?

Leona: Where’s Cheka? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Farena: Cheka? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Farena:

Farena: I’ll call you back. hangs up

Farena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Cheka: WHO ARE YOU?!

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(playing a card game like trial by trolley or something)

Jack: If Ruggie and I were drowning, who would you save?

Leona: You two can’t swim?

Ruggie: It’s a hypothetical question, Leona! who would you save?

Leona: my time and effort.

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Ruggie: We need to get through this locked door. Leona, give me your credit card.

Leona: Here.

Ruggie, pocketing it: Thanks. Jack, kick down the door.

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Authors Note: I didn't know any other love interests besides Malleus and Idia soooo

I nominate this as the funniest comic on this app

Traumatizing experience