Thank You Tapis Rouge!

hi!! i saw your jamil/azul/idia ship headcanons and i was wondering if you'd be open to writing some vil/idia headcanons? they're a bit of a rarepair which i think is a bit of a shame since they're pretty much my favorite twst ship!! if you don't like that ship it's okay if you make it platonic too.

HIIII I personally don't ship this so these headcanons might be sub-par but I'll try to make it cute!

Beauty and... Ok I don't really know. They've got something. No one on campus expects Vil shoeinheit(I CANT SPELL HIS LAST NAME) to end up dating IDIA. Out of all people, Idia? They'll get over it.

Ortho plays matchmaker.

Vil practically adopts Ortho.

Vil and Idia are that couple you'd never expect but they work so well it's a mystery.

Introvert/Extrovert :D

Vil does Idia lipstick and eyeliner.

Vil walks into the Idia's room after a long day and just- lays on the bed watching him game. No words. No thoughts. Just game.

Idia's ghost marriage suit was designed by Vil. (I don't know shit about that event.)

HE ASKED FOR NO. PICKLES.

Azul is so fed up with Idia's ranting (before Idia realized he had a crush) and just scream JUST ASK HIM OUT. Idia was shocked.

Promise rings. Expensive ones.

"I got you a gift~" "eh? Uh. Thank you!"

That gift cost enough for a month of groceries.

Idia falls first Vil falls harder.

(Authors Note: I hope you like these!!! These two have a vibe. Like. An aesthetic. Like- the bright hair and Idia's gaming lights. Theyre so neon.)

Yo do you have any anons? Would you like one?

ANYWHOM I'm curious about, like, do you ship anyone or is shipping not your piece of cake? Also do you have any headcanons on who has the most interesting/cute relationship (platonic or romantic or whatever) in the cast

(e.g. Deuce and Epel being besties won't leave my brain. Deuce is so earnest a lot of the time, and they're both down to fight someone if they cross a line, and I just think they're a really cool pair. Granted, I do think that all of the first year squad would be super cool in terms of friendship dynamics. I just think they're neat haha)

- 🐝 anon (if you're cool with me giving myself a lil anon name lol)

Hi 🐝! (That's your name now)

(I want to take this moment to say that I will write headcanons for ships if asked unless they're like. Proships. I don't do that.)

I do ship. I ship lots. I'll list my Major ships! And my Major Friendships. I ship more than these but these are the biggest ones.

Romantic Ships:

Trey/Jade (Two faced vice housewardens. Jade falls first Trey falls harder)

Leona/Malleus (Rivals to Lovers. Enemies to Friends to Lovers. Malleus falls first Leona falls harder.)

Azul/Jamil (Academic Rivals AND Lovers. Azul falls first Jamil falls harder)

Vil/Rook (Eros and Psyche. Rook falls first Vil falls harder)

Idia/Leona (✨Mental Illness✨ Idia falls first Leona falls harder)

Platonic Ships:

Ace & MC

First Years

Deuce & Epel (EpelJuiceEpelJuiceEpelJuice)

Trey & Ace (Ace is Homesick and Misses his older brother. Bam! Trey.)

Leona & Jack

Azul & Idia

Jamil & Ace

Basketball Club

Vil/Rook & Epel (this is a family.)

Rook & Trey

Malleus & Sebek

Sebek & Ace

Diasomnia. (Again. A family)

Authors Note: Request Ship headcanons! Even if they're not on this list!! I'm a multishipper!!! Romantic or Platonic!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

I'll also expand on parts of Previous headcanons if asked! And I can also do Flash headcanons for relationships like a characters relationship to all the other ones and stuff or specific flash headcanons like sexuality or gender and stuff honestly ask for anything I'll do it. Except x reader. I cannot write that for the life of me.

ASKS ARE OPEN!

Headcanons for any Twisted Wonderland character are open! I will also do Character relationship headcanons whether it's Romantic or Platonic just make sure you specify! I can also do group headcanons and special requests like... Idk ship bingos? I'll have to find one if asked.

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

Not a Twst thing but- (JJK)

im watching jjk (jujitsu kaisen) for the first time and im in the middle of episode 13 and about 13:20 in the weird Sukuna guy says something like "i dot care if you die i only care about him" and megumi's face shows up. HELLO? is this a thing? ive never heard of this before what? should i be scared? Megumi's my favorite character and??? i spoiled myself on like half the story before i even started watching it and ive never heard of that?

A U T I S M

(people with autism can't understand hidden meanings so when someone says 'its hot on the bottom' and they really mean 'grab it by the handles' autistic people can't understand that)

(I love explaining things, let me have this)

Denzel: It's hot on the bottom, don't drop it..

Ace: *Reaches forward*

Riddle: *Sighs, shaking his head*

Denzel: No! It's hot on the bottom...

Ace: *Reaches forward again*

Trey: *Chuckles* Ace-

Denzel: *Moves his hands away* ITS HOT ON THE BOTTOM!!!!!

Denzel: *Holds the pan out*

Ace: *Reaches for the bottom*

Denzel: *Stares with wide eyes*

Maria: *Giggles*

Deuce: *Sighs* I'll take it..

Denzel: *Passes it to Deuce*

Deuce: *Takes the pan by the handles, carrying it away*

@queen-of-twisted

Person who acts super totally human but when asked will just turn into the nearest insect like those stupid little animorph books

new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change

ASKS ARE OPEN!

Headcanons for any Twisted Wonderland character are open! I will also do Character relationship headcanons whether it's Romantic or Platonic just make sure you specify! I can also do group headcanons and special requests like... Idk ship bingos? I'll have to find one if asked.

Ok so. I'm working on Flash Headcanons for Gender but... I don't know that many genders. So in the meantime...

Incorrect Quotes Part: 1

(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)

Heartslabyul

(ft. Che'nya and MC)

Riddle: What does 'take out' mean?

Trey: Food.

Deuce: Dating

Cater: Murder

Ace: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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(At 3am)

Riddle, after drinking too much coffee: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Ace: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Deuce: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Cater: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Ace: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Deuce: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Cater: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Trey, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Riddle: Are any of you d-

Cater: Depressed?

Trey: Drained?

Deuce: Dumb?

Ace: Disliked?

Riddle: -done with Professor Crewel's homework... what is wrong with you people...

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(During winter break Riddle attempts to talk to his mother. It doesn't go well.)

Riddle: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Deuce: Several traffic violations.

Ace: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Cater: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Trey: Also, that’s not our car.

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Trey: Nothing in life is free.

Deuce: Love is free!

Cater: Adventure is free.

Riddle: Knowledge is free.

Ace: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

(Trey was not amused)

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Trey, talking about Che'nya: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Cater: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Riddle: In our pantry!

Trey: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Cater: Is your friend here?

Trey, motioning to Che'nya's floating head: Yeah.

Ace, to Che'nya: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Deuce: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in... about a few months- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Deuce, to Ace and MC: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN ?!

Deuce: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Deuce, to Ace and Mc: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Ace: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT-

MC: THE PRESTIGE!

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Deuce: I’m an idiot.

Ace:

Riddle:

Cater:

Trey:

MC:

Deuce:

Ace: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Ace: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Riddle: Have everyone stand.

Deuce: Bring three more chairs!

Cater: The most important ones can sit down.

Trey, quietly: Kill three.

Everyone: ... :0

(unhinged Trey gives me fuel)

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Riddle: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Trey: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Deuce: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Cater: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Ace: My moral code, is that you?

Riddle:

Riddle: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my father gave me but do you guys need a hug?

(Dad Rosehearts is a good father agenda.)

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Riddle: What did you guys get in your yearbook? I got 'most likely to succeed'

Ace, confused: 'Prettiest Smile'

Cater, totally not bitter: 'Nicest Personality'

Deuce, also bitter: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Trey: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Trey: What’s something you guys are better than Riddle at?

Deuce: Mario Kart.

Cater: Yeah, video games.

Ace: Emotional vulnerability.

(That's a lie Ace. No one in NRC is good at that.)

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Riddle, trying his best: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Cater: To the town?

Riddle: Yeah, no matter what!

Trey: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Riddle: I... I don't know!

Ace: Oh come off it, be serious!

Riddle: I am serious!

Ace: You're insane!

Deuce: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

Riddle: What???

Deuce: Or maybe it was a basset hound!

Ace, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

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Riddle: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Ace: Looking right because you left

Deuce: Looking up cause you let me down

Cater: Looking down cause you fucked up

Trey, just trying to bake/ confused on how they got Riddle into this: What is wrong with you guys

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MC: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Deuce will and will not eat.

Ace: Grass? Yes!

Cater: Moss? Yes!!

MC: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Cater: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Ace: Worms? Sometimes!

MC: Rocks? Usually nah.

Ace: Twigs? Usually!

Cater: Riddle's cooking? Inconclusive...

Trey: How did you… test this?

Ace: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Trey: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Riddle: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Trey, trying to convince Riddle to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Ace: And strict!

Deuce: And grumpy!

Ace: And oblivious to reality!

MC, bitter from Riddle insulting them in chapter one: And a fucking ASSHOLE.

Trey:

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Deuce: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Ace: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Riddle: Three of us saw it, Ace. How do you explain that?

Ace: points at Trey Sleep deprivation. points at MC Paranoia. points at Cater Delusional personality disorder.

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(Playing one of those card games like cards against humanity)

Riddle, reading off the card: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Ace: Rude.

Deuce: That’s fair.

Cater: Not again.

Trey: Are you going to want this back?

Riddle:

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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?

Trey: They're playing hide and seek.

Riddle: Where?

Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.

(Riddle with his lack of childhood)

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(Authors Note: Hope you enjoy this while I figure out both their gender and my own...)

We should use AI better like for Mac and cheese. We need better Mac and cheese PLEASE