Yeah And Rafayel Frl An Ingredient In That Soup😂😂😂

Caleb is such a good friend...♡

im crying rn bro

was changing zayne’s clothes and i just noticed he stops moving when u put on dawnbreaker’s outfit 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

he really said “this one does NOT spark joy” 💀

Rafayel and MC promised to meet up at a fancy restaurant of Rafayel's choosing

MC, on the phone: Where are you, Rafayel?

MC: This place is so fancy and I don't know which fork to stab myself with.

i fucking hate them so much stop romanticizing this shit

the fact tht all of these are highk me 😭😭😭🙏🙏🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Who I think the LADS men are for

Rafayel is for

• the escapism girls

• the romantasy girls

• the “no, it’s not perfect yet” girls

• the “always the artist, never the muse” girls

• the “yeah, i believe in soulmates” girls

• the “i’m my own worst critic” girls

• the “maybe one day someone will appreciate everything i have to give” girls

Xavier is for

• the “i wish i could catch a break” girls

• the “i’m so tired, but i can’t stop” girls

• the “i’ll take a break when i’m finished” girls

• the “oh, i forgot to eat again” girls

• the “i’ll be okay, i’m used to this” girls

• the insomniacs and chronic illness girls

• the “i don’t want to be a burden” girls

Zayne is for

• the “heartbreak songs remind me more of my parents than my ex” girls

• the “you don’t know the violence it took to become this soft” girls

• the “i’ll wait until i’m in the shower to cry” girls

• the burned out gifted kid girls

• the “i’m smart, but not smart enough” girls

• the poetry girls

• the “i don’t understand why i’m not good enough” girls

Sylus is for

• the eldest/only daughter

• the “i can handle it myself” girls

• the “i don’t feel a sense of accomplishment, just a mild sense of relief that it’s done” girls

• the “mature for your age” girls

• the “i’m tired of taking care of myself” girls

• the “my worth comes from my accomplishments” girls

• the “i wish someone would take the reins so i don’t have to” girls

Caleb is for

• the “i had to grow up before i was ready” girls

• the “why are you so loud?” girls

• the “no, i’m okay, what’s going on with you?” girls

• the therapist friend girls

• the maladaptive daydreaming girls

• the “i wish someone cared as much as i do” girls

• the “i don’t think i can do this anymore” girls

nice version

So the fandom is seriously fussing because people wanna headcanon that mc is pregnant after seeing Zayne nuzzle her stomach in his newest card

This fandom is weirdly gatekeepy I swear. If people can ship the LIs and put them in a polyship with mc, then others should be allowed to headcanon mc being pregnant

We're literally always headcanoning that the LAD men would be great girl dads. But when the headcanon of mc being pregnant comes out y'all lose your minds? Make it make sense

So mc being pregnant makes someone uncomfortable because they don't like the idea of pregnancy or it's just not for them? Okay well I'm monogamous in real life and polyships aren't for me. And maybe the idea of sharing mc and passing her around like a blunt makes me uncomfortable. But instead of hating on the hc, I choose not to be in one. Same logic applies here. If pregnancy isn't for you, you don't gotta get pregnant and you don't have to like the headcanon. But that's no reason to attack the fan who wrote the fic about pregnant mc or belittle the fans who like the headcanon. To quote many of the hypocrites in the fandom, it's not that deep✌🏻✌🏻

THIS. its not spoken about enough, or at least i havent come across many fans talk about this because its actually disturbing i deadass came across an insta reel about one of zaynes cards (forgot the name but its the one where he hums mary had a little lamb for MC and they have matching mugs🥺) and OP was jus saying it's so cute and cozy, and it feels as if MC is pregnant and zayne is spending time with her. something like that.

that's it. that's literally all they said. and they got fucking FLAMED in the comments by mfs who were disgusted about the idea of MC being pregnant? and they were being HORRIBLE. like saying the weirdest things like "ill never see zayne the same way again u ruined my day." some even argued that her being pregnant will "take away" her girlboss independent attitude like girl that's the most ridiculous thing i ever heard. atp it's jus fucking insulting to women who have actually experienced pregnancy like i never imagined Pregnancy, especially when the husband is ZAYNE, or any lnds LI for that matter, would be so STIGMATIZED in a fandom that tries to be so tolerant and accepting of different headcanons. like come on. the comments i read were actually so pathetic ill never forget how nasty they were being. they were even shaming girls for wanting to be mothers??? bffrl who wouldnt want to raise a family with the lnds men?

So the fandom is seriously fussing because people wanna headcanon that mc is pregnant after seeing Zayne nuzzle her stomach in his newest card

This fandom is weirdly gatekeepy I swear. If people can ship the LIs and put them in a polyship with mc, then others should be allowed to headcanon mc being pregnant

We're literally always headcanoning that the LAD men would be great girl dads. But when the headcanon of mc being pregnant comes out y'all lose your minds? Make it make sense

So mc being pregnant makes someone uncomfortable because they don't like the idea of pregnancy or it's just not for them? Okay well I'm monogamous in real life and polyships aren't for me. And maybe the idea of sharing mc and passing her around like a blunt makes me uncomfortable. But instead of hating on the hc, I choose not to be in one. Same logic applies here. If pregnancy isn't for you, you don't gotta get pregnant and you don't have to like the headcanon. But that's no reason to attack the fan who wrote the fic about pregnant mc or belittle the fans who like the headcanon. To quote many of the hypocrites in the fandom, it's not that deep✌🏻✌🏻

Xavier pls

ellie and mason HOUSE💜

L&Ds And The Types Of Youtubers I Think Theyd Be

(with a little bit of scenarios😍)

Xavier

Mukbang or asmr

Literally for the asmr its just breathing sounds. Hes sleeping it through

Occasional snore. Just a surprise. He does NOT edit that out...hes too lazy😒😒

He gets alot of comments that are like "hey you should talk too fr cuz we know ur voice sounds amazing"

And he does take their idea into consideration...but he ends up falling asleep into the middle of like his 3rd line😴😴😴😴

So thats the easiest for him!

And this mf likes to eat right😍

So he could be a mukbanger too!

And also rate foods the comment section reccomends him

He does NOT like crumbl cookies. (He still ended up eating what he ordered though cuz dont waste food Tf)

I can see this happening:

For like 3 weeks he didnt upload a video. Everybody in the comment section is like "where did u go king"

Then he comes back with a video titled "I burnt my house down"

And its him eating. And explaining how for the next mukbang video he wanted to cook for himself rather than ordering food.

And that obviously failed. 😢

Zayne

Medical lessons/demonstrations OR travel vlogs ?!

He would obv do medical lessons fr

But he has to turn off the comments

Cuz half of them are commenting on how sexy he looks or how they like his voice

He would also do travel vlogs like I mentioned earlier. IN MY OPINION

Idk he just seems like the type to do it

Like he just walks around ANYWHERE

In a park, the forest, he goes hiking or smth, etc

Esp if its winter and its snowing he would often post short videos of the snow

It would be so aesthetic omg ???

And the views he would capture would be ethereal

But the best view...ahem...is obviously Zayne himself😍

He showed his face one time to the camera and the comments didnt even watch the full damn video

They only focused on his luxurious ahh face

He did NOT show his face again 😢

Some of his patients would actually recognize his face 😍😍😍and praise him ALOT

"Your videos are so cool Dr. Zayne!!!"

"Thanks, but lets focus on your diagnosi-"

"Seriously I love them soooo much...the views are unbelievable!!!"

"Wanna know what's more unbelievable? You have arrhythmia"

Rafayel

Mukbang or reaction channel🤪

But ngl...i see him as a streamer more

Like he gives streamer vibes

Like imagine hes playing a horror game....

Hes screaming the entire time😭😭😭

Btw his microphone is ass. His setup is so fire except for his microphone its so bad

So the screaming is intensified

And he literally yaps so much and goes like

"CHAT AM I DOING THIS RIGHT" "CHAT SHOULD I GO LEFT OR RIGHT" "CHAT HELP ME"

Oh when he gets jumpscared...

His reactions are purely different.

He either sits it through with a straight face

Or jumps out his chair and falls on his butt😞

I FEEL LIKE HES THE TYPE TO LIKE SING AS A WAY OF COPING THROUGH THE SCARINESS😭😭😭😭HES NERVOUS

When he finishes the game he stares dead into the camera and says "It wasnt that scary"

With a raspy voice from all the screaming⚠️⚠️

5 minutes after the stream ends he would go back to stream again and be like

"Yall... I think i heard something out at my window...and if that thing comes in my house... I wanna warn yall...that yall might see the most epic battle ever ..."

Sylus

I honestly dont know. He'd own youtube fr ngl hahahaha

I think he would be the type to have a fitness channel

And he shows efficient exercises and how to handle gym equipment

And yes...his comments are all thirsty ppl

But unlike zayne he wouldnt turn them off

He would actually encourage it ngl

Even the crazy comments like "i wanna see u do a butt workout😳😍❤️" (i would def NOT comment that hahahahah...hah...ahahahah...)

He occasionally has Mephisto in his videos , on his shoulder

He also would teach martial arts and how to deal with the opps😳😳😳

And he would use either luke or kieran for his examples

He'd be like "Hey guys today i will teach you how to disarm a person that is threatening you. Kieran will help me out here. He will be enacting the bad person."

And kieran would be sweating HELLA. LUKE WOULD BE HIDING IN THE CORNER

And then Sylus would absolutely destroy him Kieran would be on the ground in seconds hes done for.

BONUS: Caleb and the twinz

Caleb

Look idk caleb that much. I love him but i barely know his personality and stuff

But look i feel like ik what type of youtuber he would be.

This is very specific.

He would be so random.

He would have videos of him in nature

And like he would just spot any type of species of plants or animals

And he would talk to the viewers and give a full description of the species 🤓...

Like: "Wow the weather is so good today—oh look a coral snake! This snake tends to live in temperatures that are bla bla bla"

And he would pick up the most poisonous mushroom and act as if it was nothing😭😭😭😡😡😡

"This mushroom is called a Paxillus involutus mushroom and its so deadly~ it makes your own body destroy your red blood cells"

But he doesnt die somehow.

LIKE HE REMINDS ME OF BRAVE WILDERNESS TOO

IF YALL DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS, HES A YOUTUBER THAT GOES OUT IN NATURE AND OFTEN DISCOVERS DANGEROUS SPECIES AND SOMETIMES MAKES THEM INJECT THEIR POISON IN HIM/LETS THE ANIMAL STING HIM AND STUFF 😭

Luke and Kieran

They would have those dumb videos that only children watch.

Like the 3am videos like their titles for the videos are like

"SUMMONING EVIL ELMO AT 3AM [GONE WRONG😱]"

"TWERKING AT 3AM [YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE WHO SHOWED UP😢👀🔥]

"DIALING 666 AT 3AM [YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END👀🔥😱]"

And they would be so dramatic its insane, ITS ALL STAGED

Literally their intro is like

"WELCOME BACK YALL! ITS LUKE AND KIERAN THE MOST FIRE TWINS OUT THERE BACK AT IT AGAIN. AND TODAY WE WILL BE....*insert whatever tf theyre gonna do*.... AT 3AM...MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON FOR GOODLUCK"

Theyd have the most subscribers out of all the other men.

Like 100 million bro

They would also do pranks on eachother

They would def do a prank on sylus.

Which would end in a footage of them getting their asses beat (they still uploaded it anyway for fun)

Rmr how i said its staged

Yeah theres only 1 video where it wasnt staged.

Title: "PLAYING BABY SHARK SONG AT 3AM😳"

They kept playing it so much Sylus had to come and disintegrate them.

His footsteps were so loud and the twins got scared and they were so confused bcz that wasnt supposed to happen

Btw the lights were off , only light was coming from their laptop

And then suddenly the door to their room flew across the room.

And they saw a tall ass shadow at the doorway they started screaming so hard the audio of the video at that part didnt even catch their decibels

Long story short...they got a real scare this time 😍😢