Dinner Is Served

Storm clouds rolling in.

I'd do anything, literally ANYTHING, to hear Jaheira calling me a good girl

I need Nine-Fingers to fuck me senseless

Old lady yuri... It's been 27 years 🕺🕺

Me: getting groceries out of the car

My wife: “Oh my god!”

Me: “What!? What’s wrong!?”

My wife, combing the back of my head: “I didn’t realize how gray your hair has gotten back here!”

Me: 👵🏻⁉️

I found another aaa dialogue from when you side against the Guild :')

If you side with her against the Zhents for the fight but then double cross her with Minsc you get this:

The fucking parallels I'm crying 😭

My work program crashed at 10:30 and never came back up, so no records were managed today. I accomplished nothing except eating a bag of cookies that served 3 and talking to friends online to keep me company. I believe my day here is done! I’m going to go home to my lovely wife and my four favorite gals 💃🏻

— jay vespertine (via letsbelonelytogetherr)