Nosey Journalist & Tired Technician

Gregory: Do you want to know your gay name?

Tony: My... my gay name?

Gregory: Yeah, it's your first name-

Tony: Haha. Very funny Gregory-

Gregory: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Tony: Oh- oh my god.

Jongdook

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

HOW ARE YOU ALL STILL ALIVE AND JONGDOOK POSTING

Guess who’s the better actor🙉😅behold a snippet below that I wrote about their escapades as a fake couple🤭

Both immortals were struggling to keep the beaming smiles on their faces after virtually every member of the party had come by to gush over their freshly announced “partnership”. When another celestial being finally bid them farewell, they both unlocked their arms and breathed long sighs of relief. Wukong ran a hand over his face.

“No one told me fake dating would be this exhausting.”

Macaque shared the sentiment but gave off an air of concern.

“Are we…too good at that?” he said hesitantly, spinning on of his rings in thought.

Wukong dropped his hand and regarded him questioningly.

“At what?”

He did not receive an answer because a very excited party member appeared before them babbling on about how adorable they are as a couple. As if rehearsed, both of them latched back onto each other, Mac placing a hand on Wukong’s chest and leaning their heads together as they grinned at the stranger like two lovestruck idiots.

Thankfully they departed quickly, leaving the pair still locked in close and Wukong suddenly realised what the other had meant. Their faces dropped and their casual pose became rigid as they both froze in embarrassment.

“…that”, Mac concluded stiffly and was the first to retreat to his own space.

Wukong tried clearing the awkwardness out of his throat and waved a dismissive hand in the air while avoiding any and all eye contact.

“Nah, I mean, it’s for the sake of the mission, right? That’s…why it comes so naturally.”

He didn’t see Mac’s face fall ever so slightly at his words.

“Right…”

I hate them.

Alr fellow beckory fans, i would like to meet you all and be introduced.

H-Hey.. it’s me again… Gregorysarmy… the dude who wanted to 1v1 u in Fortnite and who wrote that ridiculous 600 thread. Look.. I’d like to apologize for my nefarious behavior and join forces. I’ve see the error in my ways after much thought and consideration, I am satisfied in my role as the bodyguard of Gregory rather than the CEO 🐺. As a result, I have some ideas about GGY I’d like to introduce to you as it relates to why the mimic kidnapped Gregory in the first place and their relationship as of now. 🐺🐺. I’ve also attempted to solve the candy Cadet story. Would you be interested in putting this one sided rivalry in the past and allow me to join you in Greg posting? 🐺🐺 (imma get dragged so hard for this on twitter btw.)

(turns around in my swivel chair that had been facing away from you with my hands clasped together) hello GregorysArmy

love not war us gregory fans have to stick together. you can join the gregoryposting on tumblr and dont worry ive heard all about the another david theory already =) if we join forces as gregory ceo and bodyguard we will be unstoppable

Why would you hide this in the tags

*something bad happens*

atsushi: dazai-san has a plan! ☺️

chuuya and kunikida: of course dazai has a plan 😒

fyodor: oh, dazai has a plan? 😏

the fandom: DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HAS A PLAN DAZAI HA --—

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements