Guess who’s the better actor🙉😅behold a snippet below that I wrote about their escapades as a fake couple🤭
Both immortals were struggling to keep the beaming smiles on their faces after virtually every member of the party had come by to gush over their freshly announced “partnership”. When another celestial being finally bid them farewell, they both unlocked their arms and breathed long sighs of relief. Wukong ran a hand over his face.
“No one told me fake dating would be this exhausting.”
Macaque shared the sentiment but gave off an air of concern.
“Are we…too good at that?” he said hesitantly, spinning on of his rings in thought.
Wukong dropped his hand and regarded him questioningly.
“At what?”
He did not receive an answer because a very excited party member appeared before them babbling on about how adorable they are as a couple. As if rehearsed, both of them latched back onto each other, Mac placing a hand on Wukong’s chest and leaning their heads together as they grinned at the stranger like two lovestruck idiots.
Thankfully they departed quickly, leaving the pair still locked in close and Wukong suddenly realised what the other had meant. Their faces dropped and their casual pose became rigid as they both froze in embarrassment.
“…that”, Mac concluded stiffly and was the first to retreat to his own space.
Wukong tried clearing the awkwardness out of his throat and waved a dismissive hand in the air while avoiding any and all eye contact.
“Nah, I mean, it’s for the sake of the mission, right? That’s…why it comes so naturally.”
He didn’t see Mac’s face fall ever so slightly at his words.
“Right…”
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say what you want about light but you have to admire his Commitment To The Bit. if he’s able to convince himself he’ll get out of something - and he’s really good at convincing himself of that - he’ll go through with whatever plan he needs to do. he’ll martyr himself, he’ll imprison himself, he’ll let himself be mistrusted, he’ll craft as many fake relationships as he needs, he’ll coat himself in whatever lies are necessary, he’ll endure ryuk’s constant laughs at his expense because he believes he can wriggle out of it like a snake. only if he’s completely starved for solutions will he completely fall apart, which is why the ending is so impactful.
ok happy ending, they need it
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