Don’t Let Dazai Order Takeout  (original) 

soukoku and text posts 🖤🖤

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Mine

love the word entities lol. in whose titties hoe

I love this

Anubis: *wears a skirt on a day that isn’t friday*

Sadie: I—

Anubis: everyday is Femboy Friday if you’re not a coward.

Sadie: I— yes, I agree 100%

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

A few Zai ships and the type of yaoi they are.

Fyozai = religious yaoi

Kunizai = workplace yaoi

Sigzai = sapphic yaoi

Chuuzai (soukoku) = divorced but also they're best friends yaoi

Beast!Chuuzai = gay yaoi

Saizai = yaoi but with handcuffs

Ranzai (souheki) = smart-ass yaoi

Nikozai = clown to clown communication yaoi

Odazai = severely one-sided yaoi

Beast!Odazai = severely, severely one-sided yaoi

Guess who’s the better actor🙉😅behold a snippet below that I wrote about their escapades as a fake couple🤭

Both immortals were struggling to keep the beaming smiles on their faces after virtually every member of the party had come by to gush over their freshly announced “partnership”. When another celestial being finally bid them farewell, they both unlocked their arms and breathed long sighs of relief. Wukong ran a hand over his face.

“No one told me fake dating would be this exhausting.”

Macaque shared the sentiment but gave off an air of concern.

“Are we…too good at that?” he said hesitantly, spinning on of his rings in thought.

Wukong dropped his hand and regarded him questioningly.

“At what?”

He did not receive an answer because a very excited party member appeared before them babbling on about how adorable they are as a couple. As if rehearsed, both of them latched back onto each other, Mac placing a hand on Wukong’s chest and leaning their heads together as they grinned at the stranger like two lovestruck idiots.

Thankfully they departed quickly, leaving the pair still locked in close and Wukong suddenly realised what the other had meant. Their faces dropped and their casual pose became rigid as they both froze in embarrassment.

“…that”, Mac concluded stiffly and was the first to retreat to his own space.

Wukong tried clearing the awkwardness out of his throat and waved a dismissive hand in the air while avoiding any and all eye contact.

“Nah, I mean, it’s for the sake of the mission, right? That’s…why it comes so naturally.”

He didn’t see Mac’s face fall ever so slightly at his words.

“Right…”

I think the concept of fictional characters breaking the fourth wall to find out about their own ships is always funny, but I need you to imagine lawlight learning about lawlight for a second. Light's face goes completely blank save for a violent eye twitch while he internally cycles through all five stages of grief and at least 10 emotions not yet recognised by the field of psychology within a matter of seconds, after which he plasters on a very strained polite smile and asks what "law" stands for in the most fake saccharine voice you've ever heard. L tries to murder Light with his bare hands. Light decks L in the face while getting choked out and weasels away, politely excusing himself for a minute, then L drops dead immediately after. Love loses, roll credits

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Pain kink is canon

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes