Persephone Was So Real When She Suggested That Hades Be A Father Figure To Seraphim Bc That Man Has Daddy

Sooooo, I dinda drew something. Well it's absolutely horrible and will make me win worst art of the year buuuut.

Ta-dah! I present to you, Graham Calloway!

'The only thing hetero about me is that I have heterochromia'

-Scott at some point probably

Grian: whoever is the unlucky person to be soul bonded to this *gestures to himself*

Also Grian: *gets bonded with Scar*

Double life is just gonna be a soulmates AU, slow burn and idiot and serious fan fiction for all Desert duo shippers isn't it?

I know it isn't the best out there but it's my over alI third creation so I'm really proud that it turned out half decent.

Nina: Alright alright, you're yelling and I don't see you taking your shirt off. I QUIT!

Matthias: You quit? You QUIT? HELVARS DONT QUIT!

Nina: Well I'm a Zenik and ZENIKS DO QUIT!

Nina: *batting eyelashes* Matthias, are you or are you not the love of my life?

Matthias: I am? But why-?

Kaz: She's setting you up for something.

Nina: Shut it Kaz, I'm talking to the love of my life.

HA HA I GOT PERMISSION. NOW WATCH ME SHOW THE OBSESSION WITH MY BRAINROT

Kaz: 3rd clue ‘Where the devil lies, you’ll find your prize’

Wylan: Well, I know where the devil lies

*At Van Eck’s grave*

Jesper: Wow, did Kaz put up a balloon arch just for the heist?

Wylan: No, that was me. I install a new one every week

I’m not kidding when I say Grian said “Your marriage is over Joel’s with me”. The bitch loves being a homewrecker I guess

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Jimmy: -just a way to support

Lizzie: Thanks Jimmy

Grian: Your marriage is over Joel is with me

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