Kaz: 3rd Clue ‘Where The Devil Lies, You’ll Find Your Prize’

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

Some stranger: You're such a good person Wylan, I bet your dad is proud of you

Wylan: I'm sure he's looking up at me and glaring

Stranger: Up?

Wylan without skipping a beat: Sometimes at night when I'm restless, I imagine him rolling in his grave at my actions and I feel a lot better.

KAZ BREKKER AND INEJ GHAFA IS THAT YOU????

Writing Prompt #2885

"I want to love you."

"Well that isn't good enough! I want to actually be loved. Not held at arm's length until you decide that you've figured it out."

Jesper: *Yawns*

Wylan: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Jesper: Then you must be exhausted.

Kaz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

i just read somone make a comparison of kaz brekker and regulus black and how kaz was calling jordie when he was at sea and they said that regulus was probably calling sirius' name while he was drowning and i was just NOT prepared for that conversation

Grian: whoever is the unlucky person to be soul bonded to this *gestures to himself*

Also Grian: *gets bonded with Scar*

Grian should've stayed in the Red Velvet Cake and played wack-a-mole with anyone who popped their head out of the ground looking for the sugarcane.

Funny how Percy is gonna be the one with "golden princess curls" in the live adaptation now.

One-sided radiostatic has me on chokehold.

'The only thing hetero about me is that I have heterochromia'

-Scott at some point probably