Funny How Percy Is Gonna Be The One With "golden Princess Curls" In The Live Adaptation Now.

Kenjaku: Finally! You are ready to go out there and spread your-

Naoya: -legs

Kenjaku: .......wings. I was gonna say WINGS

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

I 100% believe that the moment Zoya was crowned as Queen, she kicked Nikolai out of his room. Like, this room is for the MONARCH. Are you the monarch? Nah. He'd be like,"Why can't we share??" And her response would be that 'courting and sharing a ROOM? How SCANDALOUS. So no way. Suffer lol."

Dead's smile from earlier was completely wiped out from his face and his lower eyelid was twitching. He grabbed the nearest raven in a chokehold and bellowed: "WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?"

Choked caws escaped the raven which promptly went up in flames. Rising from his throne, Dead summoned his staff in his hand and descended the flight of stairs.

"Now...." He smiled in a sweetly wicked kind of way,"How did you die?" I looked around the courtroom, all sorts of weird creatures were looking down on me, frowning.

"I jumped into a volcano, Mr Dead, sir." I said, feeling sweat gather at the back of my neck. Dead accusingly looked at a figure behind me, I turned and saw Death standing there.

"A volcano, she says" Dead repeated, raising an unimpressed eyebrow at Death. Death started to squirm under Dead's glare but made no justification.

"It has been a while since I looked at the Black list." Death murmured slightly.

"YOU FOOL!" Dead snapped,"I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT MEMORIZED AFTER YOU INCORRECTLY TOOK THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!"

You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

*while getting arrested*

Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER

Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*

Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?

Rosie and Alastor definitely know the whole business of the Pentagram. Like imagine, before Alastor's disappearance, they would sit down for tea everywhere weekend and discuss tea.

Like Alastor telling how he rejected Vox's offer to join the Vees, and Rosie going 'that's some hot tea'. And Alastor picking up on that phrase.

One-sided radiostatic has me on chokehold.

Jesper: Look, there's a message in my cereal

Jesper: It says 'ooooo'

Kaz: Jesper, those are cheerios

The way people got soulbound was Mumbo messing around like:

Mumbo: Hmmm, Grian is a good friend of mine. Who would make him lose his sanity the most?

Mumbo: SCAR.

Okay hear me out.

I’m 100% basing this on Skizz dlsmp stuff, my bad.

But Skizz being a watcher, Mumbo being Cupid, and Lizzie being the Warden send tweet

Y'know how everyone's saying that Grians new sand monopoly will never work? It might, unless there's a huge chunk of sand they've missed somewhere.

At the start of session 3 Grian said he needed obsidian. And y'know what obsidion can make that would allow him to keep the sand where no one else can reach? An Enderchest.

Now he just needs an eye of ender which is easy to make. He'll have to get a blaze rod by going to the end or getting one from Martin.

And much like Alexander Hamilton, people made a musical about it

Oh okay. In her last moments Empires!Lizzie wrote down her entire life story in hopes of it reaching out to other people and remembering her and her friends. Okay okay yeah okay <- is soooo normal about this fact