And Much Like Alexander Hamilton, People Made A Musical About It

*while getting arrested*

Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER

Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*

Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?

Kenjaku: Finally! You are ready to go out there and spread your-

Naoya: -legs

Kenjaku: .......wings. I was gonna say WINGS

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

The way people got soulbound was Mumbo messing around like:

Mumbo: Hmmm, Grian is a good friend of mine. Who would make him lose his sanity the most?

Mumbo: SCAR.

Okay hear me out.

I’m 100% basing this on Skizz dlsmp stuff, my bad.

But Skizz being a watcher, Mumbo being Cupid, and Lizzie being the Warden send tweet

*in a gang fight*

Kaz: You know, my wraith says that I shouldn't insult people much so I'll be nice

Also Kaz: But also, my wraith isn't here anymore SO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

i just read somone make a comparison of kaz brekker and regulus black and how kaz was calling jordie when he was at sea and they said that regulus was probably calling sirius' name while he was drowning and i was just NOT prepared for that conversation

I breathe in and out angrily, non-existent veins popping in my head.

"WHAT IS THAT BITCH DOING HERE?" I bellow, I turn and look towards the Grim Reaper who shrugs.

"I got no idea man." He says, scratching his head in confusion himself.

"GET HER OUT OF HERE!" I tell my mother even though she's to busy drowning herself in tears. From within my earshot, I hear my best friends whispering to themselves.

"I mean, this is a new low, even for her." They say and I can't yell at them that it isn't my choice.

I scowl and turn towards the uninvited guest in horror as she gives a speech at my funeral.

"I will haunt you for life... Umbridge."

You die in a freak accident and watch your funeral as a spirit. You’re shocked to see who comes to pay their last respects to you.

Funny how Percy is gonna be the one with "golden princess curls" in the live adaptation now.

I 100% believe that the moment Zoya was crowned as Queen, she kicked Nikolai out of his room. Like, this room is for the MONARCH. Are you the monarch? Nah. He'd be like,"Why can't we share??" And her response would be that 'courting and sharing a ROOM? How SCANDALOUS. So no way. Suffer lol."

Jesper: *Yawns*

Wylan: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Jesper: Then you must be exhausted.

Kaz: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Spoiler alert: new antagonist for the Winx saga just dropped

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree