Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hybrid Heroes (Web Series) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not

HA HA I GOT PERMISSION. NOW WATCH ME SHOW THE OBSESSION WITH MY BRAINROT

Wylan: Why would you guys think this was a good idea

Kaz: Probably because we're dangerous psychopaths with a long history of violence

Matthias: I don't get how you keep forgetting that

Grian: whoever is the unlucky person to be soul bonded to this *gestures to himself*

Also Grian: *gets bonded with Scar*

Jesper: Kaz I can't work, my stomach hurts and I broke my ankle.

Kaz: And you can walk with your broken ankle?

Jesper: *falls to the ground*

Nina: I had a cousin who got out of the army this way.

I’m not kidding when I say Grian said “Your marriage is over Joel’s with me”. The bitch loves being a homewrecker I guess

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Jimmy: -just a way to support

Lizzie: Thanks Jimmy

Grian: Your marriage is over Joel is with me

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"Damian, are you sure you want to go through with this?" Impulse asked his friend who nodded confidently.

"Yes, I'm sure." Damian solemnly told the fellow time traveller,"This time, Batman will be......... Sailor Moon Man."

Time travelers have realized that Bruce Wayne will always, without exception, base his crimefighting persona on the first thing to crash into his window on a particular night. Now, they have an ongoing contest to see who can make him adopt the most ridiculous persona.

Most of the couples in Double Life need marriage counselling. Except Jimmy and Tango and Etho and Joel

Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?

Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich

Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go

Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation

Nina: Waffles.

Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?

Yknow what's funny about 'My ghost wont associate with your ghost'? The fact that Matthias is the first one to die. I bet his ghosts is dying (note the pun) to associate with them now.

Imagine the crows going on a new heist and his ghost is screaming at them from above cause "THE NIGHT GUARD SAW YOU YOU IDIOTS"

Also yes, only half the crows are going to heaven (Matty, Inej and Wylan) cause there is no way that God (Bardugo) is gonna look at Kaz, Nina and Jesper and allow any ONE of them entrance through the pearly gates.

"But professorrrr," I whined as I balanced my chair on two legs with my feet over the desk,"What if we can't come up with anything original?"

My Magical Theory Professor chuckled,"Well then, you're never graduating then." I pouted and landed my chair down on four feet.

"But they say that everything under the sun has been done." I countered with a frown.

Professor Bilko wagged his finger towards the sky and stars surrounded the room,"Then go to another galaxy."

"This is so unfair!" I groaned again,"I just wanna do Magic outside the academy."

"Not without a license you can't." My grouchy seatmate grumbled, raising his head from his arms that used to fall asleep.

"Duh," I rolled my eyes at him,"Which is why I need to graduateee."

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.